Raccooned 

To have sex in a dumpster while eating pizza out of a garbage bag

Last night, Dave left the bar hungry and met a chick behind a dumpster and they raccooned

Raccooned by Damon K. April 16, 2020

Raccooned 

When you get two black eyes simultaneously and you have the appearance of a raccoon.

Dude you got raccooned in that fight last night, or Did you see that guy he got raccooned.

Raccooned by cdizzle24 May 29, 2009

Raccooned 

After banging someone, pop them in the face twice, giving them two black eyes. The run away, kicking over their garbage as you leave.

Girl 1: That asshole punched me twice in the face last night night during coitious!
Girl 2: And look at the garbage! Oh no! You've been Raccooned!

Raccooned by TinMan13a December 18, 2012

RaccoonEggs 

RaccoonEggs is a YouTuber who mostly makes CS:GO "funny" videos. Other than that, he also makes tutorials, such as "HOW TO GET PUSSY" and "HOW TO SURVIVE A RACCOON ATTACK". His tutorials are just a prank bro, don't try them at home.

Also his real name is Ezra.

RaccoonEggs is the most humorous youtuber

RaccoonEggs by oakkent January 27, 2018

Racoonerback 

A Rack-oon-err back is a proper naughty boi disguised in a 4-3 personel and just right when you think he dropping into zone coverage, Nooope HE’S in on the “A GAP BlITZ.”

A alpha male football player that is referred to as a racoonerback or sometimes a silverback

“look son that “RacooneBack” is dropping into zone coverage, wait never mind Hes in on the A Gap Blitz, what a silverback wonder if he’ll do any territorial threat displays.”

Racoonerback by blackiiiechan March 24, 2021

raccooney

Someone with fat fingers

Raccooney's fingers are so fat that he had to use a stylus to type.

raccooney by Acksheeoh September 23, 2020

raccooned 

when you laugh so hard you snarl like a raccoon

that joke was so funny I raccooned

raccooned by 4182931 March 13, 2018