Quatsch

The German word for nonsense.

Also: Short for "This is stupid/bullshit!"

Example 1:

Kid: Yesterday, Superman was flying over my house.

Dad: That's total Quatsch !

Example 2:

Girl A: I'm the hottest girl in the entire world.

Girl B: Stop talking such Quatsch ! Everybody knows, that I'm the hottest girl in the entire world !

Example 3:

A: Santa Claus is real!

B: Quatsch!

by Manuuu January 29, 2014

quasi-intellectual

A person who merely appears to be smart.

Randy always wants to talk about Plato. It seems like he doesn't know much about anything else (or Plato for that matter). He's such a quasi-intellectual.

by tree pipit September 8, 2010

Crusty Quads

When your sloppy seconds date or fuck eachother

"Hey did you hear about Nate and Julia getting together?"

"Damn, looks like my sloppy seconds turned into crusty quads"

by Steve dankerson May 24, 2020

Quagshag

A person who's hair outgrows his manhood.

Ex: Kyle likes a crew cut. Kyle's girlfriend Sam likes long hair. Kyle now has a quagshag.

by Manhood12 February 26, 2010

Quakson

The meme of 2017 for Hollanders EVERYWHERE. Tom Holland can’t say croissant so his fans made fun of him for a whole year.. but with love.

Person: Why can’t tom Holland say croissant?! It’s such a easy word!
Hollander: Well hes so English that he can’t say croissant right so it comes out as quakson... but he’s still sexy when he says it.

by Hollander1234 November 21, 2018

Quasihomosexual

Basically a fujoshi who fetishizes mlm relationships and calls it a sexuality. They also think that they should be in the LGBT community.

Fujoshi: omg! I'm quasihomosexual! I love my gay sin babies and I'm soo attracted to them!

An mlm: As an gay mlm, I do not accept you. We are not your fucking objects, we are real people, you idiot. Now stop fetishizing us and call it a sexuality, weirdo.

by Trelawney's #1 beloved fan! January 22, 2023

Pay Quasi

Pay Quasi is a movement started in 2021 after whistleblowers discovered The Science Fiction & Fantasy Writers Association (SFWA) had allocated $100,000 in its funds to illegally finance a frivolous lawsuit for a man named Patrick S. Tomlinson. Tomlinson, who tried to sue an anonymous webforum admin following a series of negative book reviews later lost in court after a judge found his lawsuit did not have any merit. The judge also ruled Tomlinson must pay $30,000 in legal fees to the anonymous forum admin for wasting his time and money in court.

Activists alledge that the SFWA diverted member donations to the lawsuit without the knowledge of its members. The lawsuit has become notorious online amongst literary forums and science fiction reviewers due to the unethical and potentially illegal actions committed by the SFWA and the ridiculous claims and behavior of Tomlinson online and in court.

Patrick S. Tomlinson: Anyone who gives my books a bad review belongs in jail and I will sue them

Thomas Apostle: Pay quasi

by Pringle Can Josiah October 30, 2022