quality control

An excuse to remove hard-defined words, like mine. Contains options like "offensive" and "hateful", which are common in removing definitions.
"Let's face it : anything hateful and offensive in Urban Dictionary is funny!"
-me
by Dave October 19, 2004
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quality control

Used in retail, to describe a customer who insists on handling everything, but purchasing nothing. Most often they are white men. Middle aged to early seniors, married, heavyset, with thick glasses. Can easily be spotted, because they inspect the price tag, while holding it three inches from their face.
"Don't waste your time helping 'quality control', when there are serious buyers elsewhere in the shop."
by D. Gould January 13, 2006
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Quality Control

When you refuse to hook-up with an ugly chick when the opportunity presents itself.
I walked out of the room when she started kissing me because I had quality control on.
by Newman October 25, 2004
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quality controll

an occupation or the concept of checking that all products leaving a factory or proccess are the same and meet specifications of size, strength, shape or otherwize defined quality.
This ones got a dead rat stuck in it, some one needs to check with quality controll.
by Austin December 03, 2003
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quality control

A fine brand of democracy that's going to kick your ass.

People sometimes misuse quality control by noting that certain words are "made up"
A user said this should be deleted: "This isn't a real word, someone made it up"

Me: What? Unlike ALL other words that spontaneously appeared out of thin air??

Note: ALL words are made up you dumbasses. If someone makes a creative, useful word that you haven't heard of than it should stay.
by DudeoftheDay March 04, 2005
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quality control

A wonderful invention. Without this, alot of the people at this site would wind up speaking another language.
Without quality control, most of you would be fucked!
by Kantora March 21, 2004
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Quality Control

Controlling the quality that goes into a product so that it wears out faster, causing consumers to have to replace it. syn. planned obsolescence
American automobile manufacturers practice better quality control than the Japanese.
by L-Bound December 06, 2003
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