Punching the Clown 

Beating Ronald McDonald, or Pennywise, or any other clown, with your fist. What else do you think that meant?

A pedo dressed like Ronald McDonald tried to lure me into a van until I started punching the clown.

Punching the Clown by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease December 5, 2018

punching the clown 

masterbation

whats frank doing? Oh nothing hes just punching the clown

punching the clown by mooseknuckles November 7, 2002

Punching the clown 

Masturbation jerking off whacking off jacking off

We were almost late to the party because Kyle was in the bathroom punching the clown for 15 minutes.

Punching the clown by 1234jennagirl August 3, 2018

Punching the Clown 

To put simply, jerk off.

I walked in on my bro Nate as he was punching the clown. Then I joined.

Punching the Clown by TheGordo March 11, 2016

punching the bald clown 

Yet another term for jerking off, it also is one of the funniest ones.

Mattnever gets laid cuz he'd rather punch the bald clown.

punching the bald clown by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

Punching a one armed clown in the nose

Masturbating violently, while going down on a menstrating women, then coming in her mouth while plugging her nose with your free hand.

Did you hear Mike was punching a one armed clown in the nose yesterday? Choked and puked at the same time.

Punching a one armed clown in the nose by BigSchmuck November 11, 2020

punchin the clown 

for a male to masturbate

johnny punched his clown after the hot date.

punchin the clown by jim white May 14, 2005