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Punching the Clown

Beating Ronald McDonald, or Pennywise, or any other clown, with your fist. What else do you think that meant?
A pedo dressed like Ronald McDonald tried to lure me into a van until I started punching the clown.
by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease December 5, 2018
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CallMeCarson

Some dude on YouTube that is worshipped by band kids
Band kid: oMg cAlLmECaRsOn iZ cOoL 🅱️
Anyone else: please shut up
by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease December 22, 2021
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iFunny

A meme app that went from 20 features in 4 hours to 1k in the same time span, always stolen memes, cropped hentai/porn, softcore porn, iChristians, furries, bring shit, retards with shit takes, polititards, and just 14 year old cumbrain incels.
Collective has stuff, but viewer discretion is advised.
iFunny user: *shit poltics*
Furry: UwU lwnfnejxjendnd *furry shit*
Bring: *degeneracy*
Regular people: *deletes app*
by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease January 11, 2022
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Psychohazardous Waste

Twitter, Reddit, and TikTok. Symptoms include, but aren't limited to:
- Constant anger
- social deprivation
- schizophrenia
- low IQ
- lack of common sense
- excessive hair dye use
- degeneracy
Psychohazardous Waste user: *dogshit opinion*
Normal human: "ok and?"
PWU: *incoherent meltdown*
by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease December 22, 2021
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Fortnite

Random dude: "I played Fortnite and I think I got cancer from it"
by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease August 22, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

A site where slang was supposed to be defined, but turned into a burn book for edgelords, angry kids, political nutjobs across the political spectrum, and sexually frustrated incels.

Urban Dictionary comprised of not one definition without a sexual term, horrendous grammar that'll make someone have a stroke, and more recently: politics, as if we didn't have enough of that.
Bobby: *uses looks up Shark*
Bobby: "huh? I always thought shark was a sea creature, not a sexual position."
George: *looks up Joe Biden*
Urban Dictionary: "tHe bEsT pReSiDeNt eVEr oRaNj mAn bAd rEeEeEeE"
George: :/
R.I.P Urban Dictionary, you were good while quality lasted
by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease February 25, 2021
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