LIGMAisNotaRealDisease's definitions

Fortnite

Cancer. Fortnite is Cancer.

Random dude: "I played Fortnite and I think I got cancer from it"

by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease August 22, 2019

Biden

An idiot
Known eating ice cream, being condescending and racist, all while sniffing the children while his son sniffs the cocaine

Person: Yo did you hear about what Biden said this time?
Another person: nah bro, he's just being Biden

by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease September 5, 2021

Punching the Clown

Beating Ronald McDonald, or Pennywise, or any other clown, with your fist. What else do you think that meant?

A pedo dressed like Ronald McDonald tried to lure me into a van until I started punching the clown.

by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease December 5, 2018

iFunny

A meme app that went from 20 features in 4 hours to 1k in the same time span, always stolen memes, cropped hentai/porn, softcore porn, iChristians, furries, bring shit, retards with shit takes, polititards, and just 14 year old cumbrain incels.
Collective has stuff, but viewer discretion is advised.

iFunny user: *shit poltics*
Furry: UwU lwnfnejxjendnd *furry shit*
Bring: *degeneracy*
Regular people: *deletes app*

by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease January 11, 2022

CallMeCarson

Some dude on YouTube that is worshipped by band kids

Band kid: oMg cAlLmECaRsOn iZ cOoL 🅱️
Anyone else: please shut up

by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease December 22, 2021

Psychohazardous Waste

Twitter, Reddit, and TikTok. Symptoms include, but aren't limited to:
- Constant anger
- social deprivation
- schizophrenia
- low IQ
- lack of common sense
- excessive hair dye use
- degeneracy

Psychohazardous Waste user: *dogshit opinion*
Normal human: "ok and?"
PWU: *incoherent meltdown*

by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease December 22, 2021

Joe Biden

A reason why you don't let old people run a country

Joe Biden is an old idiot

by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease December 24, 2021