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pants down presidency

A supremely fitting ending to the very worst presidency in the history of the United States of America.
So, any thoughts on shit-bag trump not accepting his landslide loss in the 2020 election?
Loss!? He WON the election. Millions of votes were systematically stolen by the satanic Dominion election software, Hugo Chavez' ghost and George Soros liberal democratic agenda!!
Maybe, but isn't it worth considering that this administration has dis-served the America like none other in recorded history and that we're simply dealing with a pants down presidency deserving of condemnation, prosecution and incarceration for crimes against humanity.
by YAWA November 20, 2020
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munchausen by presidency

When Complainer-in-Chief's compulsive need for continuous media attention causes him to then claim: 1. The media is the "Enemy of the People" and out to smear my "good" name, 2. He is the victim of someone he hired/nominated, 3. He is the victim of some hot mess or drama he created, 4. He is "The only one" able to fix anything and everything wrong in America then hurls blame in every other direction when he can't.
Stay tuned for more on this breaking story "Munchausen by Presidency"... WH reports fire in West Wing...man seen here holding large hose between legs - apparently dousing flames, single-handedly extinguishing blaze. "White House goes down in flames" Drone footage someone hiding behind South Lawn shed, digging, 2 gas cans seen nearby. Perp seen fleeing in pink robe, flat orange beret. Another in 5" pumps.

WH tweet "Using very large hands, and huuuge hose, to extinguish very hot fire, huuge flames - sizzingling, bigly, very hot flames." Smoke alarms blare like copter blades in newly-released 9-1-1 recording, man bellowing, "House was on fire..it was. It's out now. I am the only one who can extinguish a fire this size. It was uuuuuuge. I can put it out though. I did it ...by myself. I'm very strong. Flames fear me. Not like last resident. Most people don't know how thick my hose is. It pumps enough to douse any sized flame. There was one I couldn't put out easily myself though; it was hot...some say I am hot! ...I won't argue. A bright orange nest of hairspray landed on me. All of my dear friends arrived just in time...they extinguished that one - wasn't very big. Very special people --porn stars. Always there when I need a leak... I mean, a hand. Wait...ok good talking to you. Breaking FoxNews coming on now - gotta go watch"
by Ladyjanenc December 3, 2018
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presidency

The length of time a president is in the office.

A tragic moment in a president’s term.
Carter’s presidency was blank years long.

JFK’s presidency was to end with one.
by Shinykiki123 February 3, 2019
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Trump Presidency

When the teacher forgets the material.
Jared: Mathematics class was just one big Trump Presidency!
Jared 2: I have no idea what you're talking about Jared 1. You're fifty two.
by A Sentient Chicken Nugget October 6, 2020
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Presidency, the

Presidency, The: a band of friends (6-13 members) that specialize in the production of high-quality Ska style audio.

must include atleast one world travaling adventurer, preferably named Bryan.
information as well as the adventures of Bryan can be fount at : www.presidencyska.com
by nightcrawler March 10, 2005
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presidency school rtn

complete shit and if the principal's name begins with an "A" run for your life.
presidency school rtn is a good school but the people there are absolute shit
by trashcash November 4, 2020
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The Behind the Music Presidency

Formula-narrative driven public-consciousness regarding the President's Progress, where epic heights are routinely imperiled with chasmic pitfalls, and where for every second speech the 'stakes could not be higher,' will 'define his/her presidency,' and invites the usual cliches by the typical pundits.
-- Phew!! I'm just glad that, for all the upheavals, that things are finally going great!!

-- But wait, are they?! Sure, if there's a great speech to be given, he's more intrepid than FDR (who rationed his fireside chats, so as not to be overexposed,) but this next challenge coming-up will DEFINE HIS PRESIDENCY!!

-- It's the Behind the Music Presidency...there's always the VP Oprah fallback position....
by sukadog March 20, 2011
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