Post-Nut Clarity

Clearing your mind by masturbating, preventing any wrong or regrettable decisions.
"What would you do right now if you won $200 million?"

"Beat my meat. I need post-nut clarity before I make my next move."
by TonyHamilton Ck May 10, 2019
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Post Nut Clarity

"Dude give me five min I'm bout ot do dome dumb shit I need some post nut clarity"
"Ight homeboy cum to your senses"
by saladcock September 15, 2019
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Post Nut Clarity

That feeling of utter disgust after you just bust a nut. It gets worse the weirder the video you watch. You basically realize what your watching and think that it's horrible and that you would never watch it again yet you still do.
John: "Last night was horrible I had the worse post nut clarity of my life!"
Bryce: "Bro wtf were you watching then."
John: "Some incest cosplay shit."
Bryce: "Bro you are so fucking down bad."
by SkinnyPenis:( November 22, 2021
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Post-nut clarity

After you nut you will have regrets about how you nutted, life, ETC
I can’t believed I asked that girl for nudes, it was so dirty. I’m disgusting I can’t believe I wacked off, I’m having Post-nut clarity.
by Stale pop tart crust December 30, 2019
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Definition: The “opening of the mind” which occurs in a man after he has unleashed the fattest nut ever nutted in the chronicles of nut-kind. This “opening” is characterized by an incredibly intense feeling of “awakening” and “awareness”. The individual in question feels as if the secrets and inner-workings of the universe have suddenly been unraveled before his eyes.
Collapsing on the sidewalk, Jonathan felt the post-nut clarity weeping over him.
by The Most Esteemed Scholar July 06, 2019
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the immediate clearness of one’s mind and/or soberness an individual gains after busting a nut causing the excess testosterone to leave one’s body, thus one's mind is no longer clouded by the evolutionary need to fuck everything that moves for a few minutes.
Person 1: Wow I think I just invented time travel.
Person 2: Should have been your post nut clarity.
by doublechinsalad December 29, 2020
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The eudaimonia and mental clarity achieved after busting a fat nut, best achieved with having sex with a person you truly love
Dude 1: I couldn’t study Stat Mech for shit. So I went out with this girl I met on tinder and fucked her doggy style.
Dude 2: What does this have to do with Stat Mech.
Dude 1: The Post Nut Clarity made everything click.
by True_Lust July 22, 2019
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