HumanusAustralis's definitions

Randy

The Randy. An alpha male that does not look or act the way he seems. He will never approach you if he's not friends with you. Being friends with him is never easy. If you're his friend, you have deeply bonded with his heart, and he'll never forget you. But you must approach him first. If he ignores you, it is likely he will fart when next to you. Beware of the way he looks at you. If he looks at your eyes, he'll remember you and recognize you for a few days until he doesn't give a shit anymore and forgets (unless you remind him, which is irritating to him, don't do it often). If he only glances at you, he's busy. He will say "One Mississippi" usually as if saying "wait a second." If he glances multiple times, and doesn't say anything, he doesn't like you. If he completely ignores you, he didn't hear you. If he ignores you again, he doesn't like you. His attitude is almost never angry. If it is, it depends on the occasion. It could be sarcasm. Then again, it COULD be. Beware if its real anger. He'll break a table. His greetings are important. His greetings mean different things. If he smiles at you, he doesn't like you. If he only says hi to you, then he's not in the mood for talking to you. If he waves at you, you are too far away. If he sometimes high fives you or hugs you, you have a special place in his pure soul. If he hugs you every time you meet, you are tied with an unbreakable knot of care from him until the very day you both die. He's a special. Nothing else.

Kid- Its Randy.
Other kid- Fuck Randy, he doesn't matter.
Kid- His armies will fucking kill you.
Other kid- *Silent because Randy's armies fucking killed him*

by HumanusAustralis January 12, 2020

Return to Sender

When having anal sex with a partner or gf, let her take a shit on your dick, wait till its done, then shove your dick back in her mouth, returning the forbidden chocolate back to the sender

Ronald: Hey, I just did a Return to Sender!

Travis: You mean that sex move with the poop!?

Ronald: No... the Minecraft achievement

by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020

The Land of Milk and Cookies

When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.

Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!

Jerry: And how did that turn out

Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house

by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020

Bob the Builder

When you're having sex with a girl, and then you introduce her to a bunch of random guys who are complete strangers, but you address them with the names of all characters sung in the Bob the Builder theme song.

Girl: oh yeah that feels good and stuff that girls say during sex wait a minute who are these 9 guys

Guy: dude i dont know wtf

Also guy:

SCOOP MUCK AND DIZZY, AND ROLLY TOO, LOFTY AND WENDY, JOIN THE CREW,
Bob and the gang have so much fun
Working together, they get the job done

Bob the Builder

by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020

pinecest

something i regrettably found out about early 2015 when trying to find a location in PINECREST, but i missed the "r." why god...

Me on Discord with my homies

Me: y'all this place is real i'll show u its somewhere in pinecrest

*unknowingly types pincest and sees the pines twins fucking in a barn*
Me: ahhh ohhh uhhh hmm... wow. wow...

pinecest is basically incest but from a kids show

by HumanusAustralis November 19, 2021

tetr.io

Tetris 99 except shittier. Contains about what you'd expect in an online io game, filled with bots, hackers, tryhards, newbies who can't last 30 seconds without being bombarded with T-Spin doubles and Tetris combos.

Overweight dude: I'm level 390 in tetr.io
Normal person: what the hell is tetr.io
Overweight dude: *proceeds to read Genesis 1 NIV*

by HumanusAustralis August 8, 2021

Tagless Soldier

When you attend a funeral for someone you never even knew.

tagless soldier

by HumanusAustralis August 8, 2021