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by HumanusAustralis December 16, 2022
The Randy. An alpha male that does not look or act the way he seems. He will never approach you if he's not friends with you. Being friends with him is never easy. If you're his friend, you have deeply bonded with his heart, and he'll never forget you. But you must approach him first. If he ignores you, it is likely he will fart when next to you. Beware of the way he looks at you. If he looks at your eyes, he'll remember you and recognize you for a few days until he doesn't give a shit anymore and forgets (unless you remind him, which is irritating to him, don't do it often). If he only glances at you, he's busy. He will say "One Mississippi" usually as if saying "wait a second." If he glances multiple times, and doesn't say anything, he doesn't like you. If he completely ignores you, he didn't hear you. If he ignores you again, he doesn't like you. His attitude is almost never angry. If it is, it depends on the occasion. It could be sarcasm. Then again, it COULD be. Beware if its real anger. He'll break a table. His greetings are important. His greetings mean different things. If he smiles at you, he doesn't like you. If he only says hi to you, then he's not in the mood for talking to you. If he waves at you, you are too far away. If he sometimes high fives you or hugs you, you have a special place in his pure soul. If he hugs you every time you meet, you are tied with an unbreakable knot of care from him until the very day you both die. He's a special. Nothing else.
Kid- Its Randy.
Other kid- Fuck Randy, he doesn't matter.
Kid- His armies will fucking kill you.
Other kid- *Silent because Randy's armies fucking killed him*
Other kid- Fuck Randy, he doesn't matter.
Kid- His armies will fucking kill you.
Other kid- *Silent because Randy's armies fucking killed him*
by HumanusAustralis January 12, 2020
by HumanusAustralis January 24, 2022
When having anal sex with a partner or gf, let her take a shit on your dick, wait till its done, then shove your dick back in her mouth, returning the forbidden chocolate back to the sender
Ronald: Hey, I just did a Return to Sender!
Travis: You mean that sex move with the poop!?
Ronald: No... the Minecraft achievement
Travis: You mean that sex move with the poop!?
Ronald: No... the Minecraft achievement
by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020
something i regrettably found out about early 2015 when trying to find a location in PINECREST, but i missed the "r." why god...
Me on Discord with my homies
Me: y'all this place is real i'll show u its somewhere in pinecrest
*unknowingly types pincest and sees the pines twins fucking in a barn*
Me: ahhh ohhh uhhh hmm... wow. wow...
pinecest is basically incest but from a kids show
Me: y'all this place is real i'll show u its somewhere in pinecrest
*unknowingly types pincest and sees the pines twins fucking in a barn*
Me: ahhh ohhh uhhh hmm... wow. wow...
pinecest is basically incest but from a kids show
by HumanusAustralis November 19, 2021
A brand new race of gamers who reject the modernized gaming societies and have reverted to more a classical approach. They are self-proclaimed to derive from the ancient race of gamers with a similar name, the Minerrioxians. This new race of gamers are introduced to three modes of entertainment, console, mobile, and PC gaming, and now play three games that are now insanely popular: Minecraft (specifically version 1.16 The Nether Update), Terraria (specifically 1.4.0.1 Journey's End), and Roblox (specifically 2.439 "The Dark Age of Roblox"). There are millions, maybe billions of people who unknowingly fit into the category.
Hey dad? What are these old blocky games everyone is playing now? Terraria? Minecraft? Huh????
Ah, I remember those three games, they must be New Minerrioxians!
Ah, I remember those three games, they must be New Minerrioxians!
by HumanusAustralis May 05, 2021
A pussy way of saying "Fuck Joe Biden" that obnoxious republicans use to berate Joe Biden's very existence.
Man 1: Jesus Christ, i thought Trump was bad, Biden is turning America into a black hole!
Man 2: Ikr!?! Let's Go Brandon
Man 1: ... Just say Fuck Joe Biden dude it's not that hard 1st Amendment???
Man 2: Ikr!?! Let's Go Brandon
Man 1: ... Just say Fuck Joe Biden dude it's not that hard 1st Amendment???
by HumanusAustralis December 05, 2021