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by HumanusAustralis December 16, 2022

Randy

The Randy. An alpha male that does not look or act the way he seems. He will never approach you if he's not friends with you. Being friends with him is never easy. If you're his friend, you have deeply bonded with his heart, and he'll never forget you. But you must approach him first. If he ignores you, it is likely he will fart when next to you. Beware of the way he looks at you. If he looks at your eyes, he'll remember you and recognize you for a few days until he doesn't give a shit anymore and forgets (unless you remind him, which is irritating to him, don't do it often). If he only glances at you, he's busy. He will say "One Mississippi" usually as if saying "wait a second." If he glances multiple times, and doesn't say anything, he doesn't like you. If he completely ignores you, he didn't hear you. If he ignores you again, he doesn't like you. His attitude is almost never angry. If it is, it depends on the occasion. It could be sarcasm. Then again, it COULD be. Beware if its real anger. He'll break a table. His greetings are important. His greetings mean different things. If he smiles at you, he doesn't like you. If he only says hi to you, then he's not in the mood for talking to you. If he waves at you, you are too far away. If he sometimes high fives you or hugs you, you have a special place in his pure soul. If he hugs you every time you meet, you are tied with an unbreakable knot of care from him until the very day you both die. He's a special. Nothing else.

Kid- Its Randy.
Other kid- Fuck Randy, he doesn't matter.
Kid- His armies will fucking kill you.
Other kid- *Silent because Randy's armies fucking killed him*

by HumanusAustralis January 12, 2020

pinecest

something i regrettably found out about early 2015 when trying to find a location in PINECREST, but i missed the "r." why god...

Me on Discord with my homies

Me: y'all this place is real i'll show u its somewhere in pinecrest

*unknowingly types pincest and sees the pines twins fucking in a barn*
Me: ahhh ohhh uhhh hmm... wow. wow...

pinecest is basically incest but from a kids show

by HumanusAustralis November 19, 2021

New Minerrioxian

A brand new race of gamers who reject the modernized gaming societies and have reverted to more a classical approach. They are self-proclaimed to derive from the ancient race of gamers with a similar name, the Minerrioxians. This new race of gamers are introduced to three modes of entertainment, console, mobile, and PC gaming, and now play three games that are now insanely popular: Minecraft (specifically version 1.16 The Nether Update), Terraria (specifically 1.4.0.1 Journey's End), and Roblox (specifically 2.439 "The Dark Age of Roblox"). There are millions, maybe billions of people who unknowingly fit into the category.

Hey dad? What are these old blocky games everyone is playing now? Terraria? Minecraft? Huh????

Ah, I remember those three games, they must be New Minerrioxians!

by HumanusAustralis May 5, 2021

Let's Go Brandon

A pussy way of saying "Fuck Joe Biden" that obnoxious republicans use to berate Joe Biden's very existence.

Man 1: Jesus Christ, i thought Trump was bad, Biden is turning America into a black hole!
Man 2: Ikr!?! Let's Go Brandon
Man 1: ... Just say Fuck Joe Biden dude it's not that hard 1st Amendment???

by HumanusAustralis December 5, 2021

Minerrioxian

A prophesized dying race of OGs. They are rarely found nowadays, almost like the Minerrians. The ancient texts of 2012 state that these beings were of high quality, and were known to praise three modes of entertainment, console, mobile, and PC gaming. They specifically played 3 games that were most popular in the early 2010's: Minecraft, Roblox, and Terraria. Very similar to the Jedi, their race and religion were nearly wiped out from existence after the attack of the new gaming era, and have since seemed to disappear.

I was checking out my brothers old computer, he had Minecraft, Terraria, and Roblox at the same time! He was a legendary Minerrioxian.

by HumanusAustralis April 26, 2021

Bob the Builder

When you're having sex with a girl, and then you introduce her to a bunch of random guys who are complete strangers, but you address them with the names of all characters sung in the Bob the Builder theme song.

Girl: oh yeah that feels good and stuff that girls say during sex wait a minute who are these 9 guys

Guy: dude i dont know wtf

Also guy:

SCOOP MUCK AND DIZZY, AND ROLLY TOO, LOFTY AND WENDY, JOIN THE CREW,
Bob and the gang have so much fun
Working together, they get the job done

Bob the Builder

by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020