Porncrastinating

To waste time on the internets viewing porn.

Sorry, I gotta get back to my job at the SEC. I've been porncrastinating all day.

by SHAKAKIELY July 10, 2010

porncation

Porncation is simply the vacation time taken off to watch porn

Person 1: What are you doing for the holidays

Person 2: Not much probably gonna take a porncation

by naeson December 31, 2018

porntastic

Good. Like porn is good. But porn isn't merely good. It's something far better than "good," and that's why when you use this word people will know what you mean.

"There's a money tree in the backyard and it's cookin' omelets and singin' dirty limericks too!"
"That's porntastic!"

by Jesse Gold April 10, 2006

pornastics

sexual activities such as fellatio, cunnilingus, rimjob and boob fucking, and various sex positions that need to be learnt by a person aspiring to become a porn star.

The young girl wants to be a porn star. Teach her all the pornastics.

by uttam maharjan June 20, 2010

porntastic

Normally pertaining to the female sex, an adjective that defines a person's sexuality, usually in a risque or porn-type way. Women who wear very short skirts with high heels and flaunt that they are doing so normally are defined as such. It is not always used as a derogatory word. Similar words are slut, ho, superfreak, whore, tramp.

That girl is porntastic.

by bswrchrd January 26, 2004

Porncrastination

Knowing you have porn to watch before your laptop runs out of power, but you can't leave a particularly interesting conversation or thread.

1) I was talking to this chick when I noticed I only had 7% juice left, damn porncrastination made me almost forget to masturbate!

2) As I was porncrastinating a very nice POV video I suddenly remembered I hadn't added porncrastination to UrbanDictionary yet, so I porncrastinated some more.

by KIRF October 21, 2011

Porncrastination

When you log on to your device intending to get some work done but have a crafty wank instead.

Me: How's the project going Tim?
Tim: Slowly for some reason.
Me: Too much porncrastination} so Tim

or
Me: Have you a creak in your neck John?
John: Yeah, I was doing homework but ended up porncrastinating, and now I can't turn around.

by Noutsidea June 14, 2018