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phallo-photo-portaphilia

The urge to place ones penis inside a light socket
I tell ya jimmy there are some strange fettishes out there like the other day online there was an entire section devoted to phallo-photo-portaphilia
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Ponyphile

A ponyphile is someone who is sexually attracted to the characters of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and "clops" to either the official show, or more commonly, fan made material.
Brony A: Ew... did you know some bronies make My Little Pony porn.

Brony B: Yeah I know, it's so gross. They're such ponyphiles.
by Mr. Dash July 30, 2012
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pornaphone

Mythical instrument that produces the funky music often heard as background music in 1970s-era adult films.
The music on Match Game '76 sounds like it comes from a pornaphone.
by B December 1, 2004
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pognophile

The one who loves or studies #beard
He is a pognophile
by SHM Mee June 6, 2016
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podiaphile

One who gets extremely aroused by feet, or any part of the foot.
"This guy totally get's off on my feet, what a freakin' podiaphile."

"Sammy Andrews is a well known podiaphile and has been convicted upwards of 37 times. He is being released from prison today and may be moving into your neighborhood. As a warning, do not go out without shoes or socks on, and never, I repeat never let the smell of toe jam out of you house."
by Eric Blair March 26, 2005
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Portalphile

Someone who is sexually aroused by one or multiple aspects of the Portal video game series cannon, and commonly uses the internet to search out Rule 34 pertaining to the game. They may also contribute their own erotic fanart and fanfiction to Portalphile fansites such as portal-after-dark.tumblr.com. The fetish can be due to a wide variety of reasons, ranging from robosexuality/technophilia, to perceiving certain aspects of the game (such as the nature of Testing Euphoria or appearance of Conversion Gel) as suggestive, to just plain thinking all the wires and cables are a good springboard for tentacle porn. Other reasons can be based in innocent crushes as many of the game's iconic characters (specifically GLaDOS and Wheatley) have cult followings by their respective opposite sexes.
"Ack! Why does Dan's desktop have a cartoon of a giant robot ramming a cable up that female inmate's..."
"He's a Portalphile. It's a long story; let's just close the lid, okay?"
by depressedannie May 29, 2014
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Porcuphile

A person who LOVES porcupines. A lot.
Artur is such a porcuphile, he has, like, 30 porcupines in his yard.
by Jessica Is Epicly Awesome December 9, 2008
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