Pwnaphile 

A gamer who delights in defeating and demeaning children in video games, to the extent of seeking out children's games in order to beat children at them.

He's such a pwnaphile that he's been power leveling in Hello Kitty Online for the last 5 hours.

Pwnaphile by Bladefu March 27, 2012

Padaphile 

A jedi apprentice who is sexually attracted to children.

Qui-Gon Jinn probably wouldn't have left Obi-Wan Kenobi to train Anakin if he knew Obi-Wan was a total padaphile.

Padaphile by @FattMernandez July 20, 2012

Pandaphile

Any individual obsessed with pandas to the point of that individual becoming a creepy stalker of pandas. This individual will surround them selves with all sorts of Panda memorabilia, and constantly rave about the latest videos of pandas. They may also have their desktop set to the PandaCam so they can keep constant tabs on the object of their obsession.

Note: Not to be confused with a Panda File, which is a perfectly acceptable way of keeping tabs on all the latest Panda Diplomacy News going on in the world.

Nate: "Wait, so how long have you been staring at that PandaCam?"

Christ: "I don't know- OMGSHHH IT JUST SNEEZZEEEEDD"

Nate: "Pandaphile."

Pandaphile by Mary Danger March 22, 2011

Penophile 

Someone who has an intense love for pens. Not to be confused with pedophile.

A penophile is anyone who knows the name and brand of their most and least favorite pens.

Penophile by shyder April 17, 2009

Penophile 

Someone who is overly fond of pens. They collect pens that are very particular about the pens they use. A person who goes around the office picking up other people's pens.

Wow Karley is such a penophile, she dipped with my best pens at the meeting!

Penophile by MiamiManny November 12, 2019

pwnapple 

The main crop grown on Japwn with high amounts of pwntassium. Consumers of pwnapple become more adept at reducing their foes to the minimal levels of skill and prowess. Considered a delicacy by pwners everywhere.

"Scott is playing exceptionally well tonight. It must be due to his rabid consumption of pwnapples earlier today."

pwnapple by Coldplayer89 July 11, 2006

Pitaphile 

A middle-aged gentleman that crafts pita wraps for a living. This man enjoys putting pita's in and around your mouth.

His Pitas are the thickest in town
If you want to be filled up, try his pitas.

"Lets go get lunch from the pitaphile"

Pitaphile by not-a-pita-eata January 21, 2009