Gary: Holy shit, grandpa's funeral is in a half hour and I still need to jerk off and take a shit!
Paul: Poopsturbate! It's really your only hope
Paul: Poopsturbate! It's really your only hope
by papa moyer February 28, 2011
Get the poopsturbate mug.by Nemo Nemo August 3, 2007
Get the posturbate mug.Related Words
Pooturbate • posturbate • Poosturbate • Poopurbate • pooperbate • pasturbate • poopsturbate • poopturbation • footurbate • Peeturbate
When you tell everyone around you that you are going to the bathroom to poop, when all you really wanted was an excuse to beat off.
by Michael Thayer January 5, 2008
Get the Poopterbate mug.1. The act of yo-yoing a turd in and out your kiester.
2. A person that simply cannot pass a turd in the street without molesting it. (“Fecalfelliac” or “poop loopy”)
2. A person that simply cannot pass a turd in the street without molesting it. (“Fecalfelliac” or “poop loopy”)
1. The exercises really paid off, I can do a half hour long session of poopturbation, and as of last week, I no longer have to use my hands. But I still do.
2. “You wouldn’t believe what I almost stepped in, and ended up making love to.”
2. “You wouldn’t believe what I almost stepped in, and ended up making love to.”
by Swamy swimwamlitts June 21, 2019
Get the Poopturbation mug.Alex said he just had to take a dump but we know he was poosturbating since Courtney just bent over.
by Cheatachu April 2, 2008
Get the Poosturbating mug.by Pornurbate king October 21, 2012
Get the Pornurbate mug.When you have a load so majestic that you must upload a picture of it to Facebook, Twitter, or Intagram.
by jigganut January 2, 2015
Get the posturbate mug.