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Poopuretic

Just like a diuretic, but something that makes you have to poop reaaallly bad.
This coffee and cigarette is a fuckin poopuretic man, I'm halfway through this Marlboro and java and I'm about ready to fill-up my underwear.
by Sammy Nutt October 8, 2010
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poopiness

anything of or relating to being poopy

basically anything that just sucks ass

also can be used as a word to express great joy in times of hardship, kind of like right on! or fa sho! ya know...poopiness!

also spelled poopyness depending on the kind of use, poopyness is actual poop that comes out of ones booty

while poopiness isnt, because let's face it poop is gross
aw holyshitbitchmuddafudda dude, i broke a nail, thats straight up poopiness!!!

man last night i was constipated, it was poopyness
by dom the rapper July 31, 2008
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However, "Pooruneminers" are renowned for flaunting their sexually attractive pixels whilst building up what they call 'drop potential'.
PKer One: "OMG, Pooruneminer just peejayed me!"

PKer Two: "Yup! He's pro like that."
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Houston Poopneck

A Houston Poopneck is when a person shits on another persons neck. Often times resembles a St. Bernard's dog turd, and may often contain last nights dinner.
Dale has a nasty houston poopneck going on today!

See Aubrey Coleman.
by Aubrey Coleman March 19, 2010
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Poopuree

When you've taken too much pain medicine and your doing someone doggy style your cocks numb and you go so hard and fast that you don't realize you've slipped out of her gash and into her ass. By then you've screwed so violently that you turn her terds into puree. At this moment the smell of shit rises and alerts you to the fact. You look down and there is shit everywhere.
When Dave took Vicodin and fucked The Titty from behind. His cock was so numb he didn't feel it when he slipped from her gash to her ass. He went so hard so fast too long and Dave replied "I smell shit" she replied "I smell it too. He looks down and her head was crammed under the edge of the sofa. He had a basketball sized poop mark from his chest to his thighs from liquid shit. Hence Poopuree ! Not only is her shit puree but the smell of shit is strong like poperee spices.
by Bretyboy December 2, 2011
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Poopanegra

When the chunky chick at your job who is half-Mexican & half-Cajun has to take a siesta during lunch to go poo they come back & finish eating her Lean Cuisine (acting like she's on a diet when everybody knows she has a cheese-cake in her bottom desk drawer)
Where is Vero? Dude, she's enacting a Poopanegra even as we speak!
by Gob Blob October 16, 2011
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poopuonewnew king

the king of poopuonewnew town
<mom>billy did u and your dad hhave a fun
time at poopuonewnew town
<billy> yeah mom we even saw the poopuonewnew king
by coolmanchrisdish October 16, 2008
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