Houston Poopneck

A Houston Poopneck is when a person shits on another persons neck. Often times resembles a St. Bernard's dog turd, and may often contain last nights dinner.

Dale has a nasty houston poopneck going on today!

See Aubrey Coleman.

by Aubrey Coleman March 20, 2010

poopneck

Bad posture from sitting on the toilet a lot, maybe from diarrhea &/ constipation.

The food I ate earlier imprisoned me on the toilet for 2 hours & now I have temporary poopneck.

by Definitively Cool October 25, 2023