poopneck

Bad posture from sitting on the toilet a lot, maybe from diarrhea &/ constipation.

The food I ate earlier imprisoned me on the toilet for 2 hours & now I have temporary poopneck.

by Definitively Cool October 25, 2023

Houston Poopneck

A Houston Poopneck is when a person shits on another persons neck. Often times resembles a St. Bernard's dog turd, and may often contain last nights dinner.

Dale has a nasty houston poopneck going on today!

See Aubrey Coleman.

by Aubrey Coleman March 19, 2010

poopsecks

a more exciting variation of the term buttsecks and another humourous way to say anal sex :D

hey darren morrison, want some poopsecks?

but of course seanie boy!

by seanie boi! June 9, 2009

Poolneck

Another racial slur, similar to "Nigger".

Shutup sand poolneck!

by PeralisD00D March 10, 2011

Poopdeck

A part of a boat, but most people misunderstand it and think that it is where poop is on a deck.

John: Captain said to get to the poopdeck ASAP!

Childish Man: Haha he said poop!

by Manuelr11 December 2, 2013

Poopdeck Patty

The "Bottom" position for a Butt Pirate. The fem as opposed to butch.

The boy was nothing but a Poopdeck Patty to the rest of the guys at the leather bar. Arrrggg., there she blows!

by Big Taint Atl August 14, 2008

poopdeck

To knock down with poop.

He poopdecked his opponent in the face, slightly in the mouth too.

by solved December 24, 2004