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the poopsmith

A strange character who shovels crap for a living for no apparent reason. The King of Town has hired him for a reason no one will ever know. He also always seems to have a creative Halloween costume.
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by A. Non February 15, 2004
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Poonswitchz

An establishment or dwelling of a Poon Nazi where their craft is perfected using electric, rubber, and/or plastic apparatus for gratification. Subject is usually lured in with false promises of alcohol and guitar hero.
Poon Nazi: welcome to poonswitchz. You will surrender the poon or it will be taken by force.
Random Poon: hells yes! Take me now.
by cookies52 March 15, 2009
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poonswitch

jumping from poon to poon, typically, it happens with jews who run out of their hooker money
whoa! whats that jewass lookin jew doing? oh hes just on the poonswitch
by bigrigmofo March 12, 2011
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porksmith

A person who shapes and makes a living out of pork.
The porksmith made me a sandwich.
by Zach G. October 28, 2003
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the poopsmith

A man the King of Town employed for reasons he cares not to disclose.
<StrongBad> Okay, Poopsmith. That's the worst costume I ever saw. I mean, you're Lazer-Tag? What, are you supposed to be dressed up as the product? Or is it more abstract that that, like you're supposed to be the concept of Lazer-Tag?
Come on man, you know you just found that old crap in a trunk in your basement.

<KingofTown> Ease off, Strong Bad! He's not the one that dressed up as a girl 2 years in a row!
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003
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the poopsmith

A guy that shoooovels poo for the King of Town. Why the King of Town has it, we'll never know. The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence. Why, we'll never know that either. I think the guy accidently swallowed some of his wassit and vowed to never open his mouth again so he wouldn't have to taste the taste of his little poop pile ever again.
Its just the way the Poopsmith is. I mean, he shovels his poop, and collect things from people doing jumping jacks.
by Max T. November 27, 2003
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poopsmithicas

The town which bores from it many a poopsmith, not one alike.
1. I grew up in a small town named Poopsmithicas.
2. If you fail to follow the rules and regulations of Poopsmithicas then I will be forced to slap you. Twice.
3. Born in the Poopsmithicas! (To the tune of Born in the USA!)
by Jamizzle August 6, 2004
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