Pook

Being so drunk that you vomit,defecate,and urinate at the same time.

Brrrrrrrrrrpssssssssssgak

"Ah!Steve just pooked in my car!"

by el clerko August 4, 2003

Pook

1.an adorable kid
2.a fat bitch

1. Awww, that little kid was such a pook!
2. Uhh. That nasty girl just supersized her meal at mcdonalds. What a pook!

by XingXing February 27, 2008

Pook

When your dog looks at you when he/she poops. (a dog will turn to the pack leader while pooping to see if the leader (you) notices any signs of trouble).

"aww, fluffy is pooking at you!"

by Lanapurdy August 26, 2018

Pook

An utterly sucky or useless person, a tool.

You can't even jump that? You're such a pook.

Only pooks own Wiis.

by Sailboat January 14, 2008

Pook

slang or derogatory term for a young member of the polish population, like a baby, or toddler; a small or young polak

{meaning derived from the game Balderdash; as interpreted by a high school student}

Bill: "Hey, I heard Kozlowski is having a kid,"
John: "Great, just what we need, another pook in the world."

by Steve-o who isn't a polak May 21, 2008

Pook

Really, really potent cannabis.

“Aye man where’d you get that? That’s some pook”

by Wonton Jake September 9, 2018

Pook

A cop who you know and busted you earlier before.

Shit nigga, that pook busted me last time.

by Borat Zebesh June 12, 2007