Pokémon

A Pokémon is a supernatural organism.
Professor: we are currently studying that Pokémon.

Student: oh ok.
by MasterofAllPokémon00 April 05, 2016
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little things in imaginary world that run around that ash and his friends TRY to catch,and is also a card game and a t.v show,and video games,and movies,and collectibles+almost300 of them.
by tatersalad October 18, 2003
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1) A repetitive series of RPG games that most people seem to be alienated by. I also like them, but...

2) ...an anime that is hated by most of the so-called "Pokémon fans" because it's repetitive and boring. And they can still call themselves "fans". Stupid game-fag idiots. Like the games weren't just the same but with better graphics.

3) A crappy TCG.
-Oh, look at that, I've caught a shiny Donphan!
-Yeah, I've seen one in the Pokémon anime.
-What, are you seriously watching that lame kiddo-show?
-What, are you seriously calling yourself a fan of Pokémon even if you don't like the anime itself?
by yeahitsme234 September 27, 2011
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A gay, Jamaican sexual predator with a huge sweaty index finger.

'poke-ay-mon'
It's time to Pokémon, im horny.
by ohPinky May 27, 2009
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Romanticized versions of real world monsters. “Wouldn’t it be cool if bees were 6 feet tall and sentient!?” No... No it wouldn’t...
Hym “I was playing Pokémon the other day and I stopped a man from becoming God. That’s what the game is about. You stop a man from rewriting reality in his image with a penguin that is made of steel.”
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The dumbest shit since Donald Trump, this game appears to be an inicent game for the younger generation, but really it's an addicting black whole which leads to bad grades and despeer
My children played Pokémon when they were little and now they're giving hand jobs for crack
by Deez nuts4 the kj theory April 01, 2016
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(Portmanteau of "Pocket Monsters")

Popular video game franchise created by Japanese video game designer Satoshi Tajiri.

It is Nintendo's 2nd largest franchise and involves catching a monster, placing it in a tiny ball and then sending it out to battle against other people who the same thing called "Trainers".

The JRPG games are cleverly constructed so you have to buy multiple versions to actually complete it and Catch Them All!

According to Jon Blythe, the developers think that you are a moon-buttocked whale and that by playing it you be obese and explode in front of a Moped.
Person 1: Dude, have you played Pokémon?

Person 2: No but that explains why you are fat!
by Inferno986return November 25, 2010
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