Planked

Planked means when the government uses a direct energy weapon like a vircator 1200 to torture someone to death.

Bob: Billy has been hearing voices and experiencing strange phenomena like feeling burns and smelling random stuff.
John: He's getting planked. The government is planking him for being a punk. They're killing him!

by Punk123 June 28, 2025

Planked Out

When someone is on Planks or Xanax Bars

Man, I am planked out.

by LiLKiD 11 January 15, 2009

ping-planked

the act of trying to play ping-pong while making out

usually resulting in concussions, eye injuries, broken light fixtures, and possibly sodomy.

not recommended for persons dating for less that 1 month.

Friend 1 "man, bill ended up in the hospital and is being sued

by molly"

Friend 2 "yea i heard, he shouldn't have been trying to do

both, he sure got ping-planked

by oompaloominator March 10, 2010

Face-planked

To fall down face first, or to fall flat on your face

I was out walking tripped and nearly face-planked it.

by Nightsky December 18, 2022

Planted

To be thrown into the ground with significant force and impact. Common in combat sports such as Judo, Wrestling and MMA. Often involves the thrower falling on top of his/her opponent, resulting in a more severe impact.

Without the protection of mats, planting your opponent can often result in serious injury and death, and is often a fight-ending move.

Harai Goshi and O Soto Gari are common judo techniques that can be used to plant somebody.

He couldn't stand up for 5 minutes after getting PLANTED! He should not have agreed to fight with a Judoka.

by 69cuntdestroyer February 25, 2018

planned hammer

Basically a pre-scheduled bender. It's a result of turning 30 and having to plan your hangovers around other obligations like your job or your kids.

Sarah: Hey Kimmy, can you take my morning shift at IHOP on Sunday? I have to go to church that morning.

Kimmy: I'd love to, but I have a planned hammer on Saturday. I'm going to a kegger at Lorenzo's house, and i plan on getting white girl wasted.

Sarah: Can I come?

Kimmie: No way churchie.

by cokemidget March 31, 2017

Just as planned

When the results of your endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast you generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded

-Previously-
Light Yagami: I'm gonna kill him >:I

-Later-
*dude dies*
Light Yagami: Yay~ :D the results of my endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast I generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded...

L: What?

Light: Just as planned :)
Oh wait... CRA-

by kurouke November 12, 2010