Pert

An abriviation for the word Pretty. Commonly used when texting.

Omg thats so Pert!

by chook 4 ever January 27, 2009

pert

used to describe the female reproductive system, or used to show that you're soon to be getting action with that of a female.

Joe: All i did was tickle her wet pert.

by Lucchino August 28, 2007

pert

The act of releasing gas while urinating. (Fart-pee)

I was so embarassed when I perted.

Wow I think I am going to pert.

by JKrue June 3, 2008

pert

shampoo, in australia

john: hey man where would I find the pert

chloe: isle 17 near the pantene

by naia June 14, 2007

PERT

The act of one inserting his penis into an individual's ear for the purpose of sexual pleasure. Fabulous.

See also: ear sex, ear fucking, Family Guy, getting fucked in the ear, Prick Up Your Ears, sticky ear...

Person 1: Hey everyone, let's all go to the computer lab and PERT!

Person 2: I'll bring the lube!

by Whiteboyrobot September 27, 2012

pert

(Noun) Another name for a spotted dog that has both black and white patches. Usually goes by the name Patches. He is a peeping Tom dog who usually goes after hot human females.

1- Patches your such a Pert.

2- Patches, your such a peeping Pert!

by Blackberry001 November 20, 2011

Pert

(n.) Shorthand/slang for 'period', i.e. a woman's menstrual cycle.

What's up with Cathy? She's really been raging lately.
I don't know, man, she's probably on her 'pert'.

by Jaynation December 29, 2009