PERT

The act of one inserting his penis into an individual's ear for the purpose of sexual pleasure. Fabulous.

See also: ear sex, ear fucking, Family Guy, getting fucked in the ear, Prick Up Your Ears, sticky ear...

Person 1: Hey everyone, let's all go to the computer lab and PERT!

Person 2: I'll bring the lube!

by Whiteboyrobot April 26, 2012