Perch

Dick

Oh my god, your such a perch

by Ryan Farnsworth January 23, 2009

Perch

The act of taking a shit while squatting on the very edge of something, so that your shit drops at least a foot or two. Preferrably several stories up. Like taking a gargoyle shit.

Man, I was checking out this apartment with my girlfriend, and I realized the place didn't have a working bathroom, so while the realtor and her were in the kitchen, I dropped a massive perch off the balcony with my ass hanging over the railing.

Also, the curtain across that sliding door.

by ixat January 26, 2013

perch

to squat

your ass perched on my shitter

by bleh January 11, 2004

Perch

1) A deranged psychopath.
2) A Socially Sexual individual.
3) An individual who can never believe he/she is wrong no matter how much proof you have against them.
4) A white fish.
5) One who is unfaithful.
6) An extremely manipulative, gold digging, backstabbing, lying, and insecure individual.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Perch?
Guy 2: What she have an std?
Guy 1: Nah man she's amazing at giving head
Guy 2: Oh! I know I got get from her last night while her husband was out.

by #allthelittlethoughts October 3, 2014

Perch

To hang out or "chill" in squatting fashion

Bro 1: dude check out this squirrel
Bro 2: ok lemme perch

by monkeypantsdestroyeroflesbians October 1, 2016

Perch

Cool, a general affirmative statement

Those shoes are hella perch

by Bigdicknelly May 4, 2017

perch

in cardistry when a packet is beeing held intiarly by another packet. You can make the packet spin slide or something

Patrick uses this alot

The perch in that one patrick move looks so nice

by Gay = funny January 3, 2022