perching

Sitting, while drunk or high, and eating constantly without doing anything else. It is possible to do so sober, but it is exceedingly rare to be sober and perching, for one must abandon dignity to truly perch.

Dude! Stop perching! You're going to eat that entire f***ing pack of oreos!

by QuickTipsManual January 23, 2011

Perched

A gay man standing, sitting, or posing in a cunty or feminine manner

"Gurl, who is that queen over there perched by the bar"

"Child, that's Miss James, she's a legendary kiki"

by DivaLiscous2 May 2, 2010

Perched

Having next level fun/excitement or can reference the perfect level of being drunk.

I was perched at that concert last night!
Auston Matthews was perched during his first NHL game

by Perched April 1, 2017

perching

similar to planking but crouching down as an owl would. sitting in a crouch like a catcher in baseball would and placing hands down in between legs.

The top of the drive thru sign at in-n-out was a great place for a perching pic.

I was perching on the ledge of the building before the cops came and arrested me for "disturbing the peace"... tools.

by Patricio Finnegante July 18, 2011

Perched

The act of getting a fish (specifically a perch) getting shoved up your asshole.

Did you hear the story of that game warden getting perched by those fisherman?

by 420sandwich May 5, 2022

perched

When you’re mad chilling in a comfy spot or being completely content at where you are.
Usually used in reference to being in a usual spot or watching something like a bird.

“Come out with us tonight!”
“Nah thats ok man I’m perched.”

by SarMyName December 10, 2017

Perching

The act of using more effort to place a piece of trash on top of an already filled garbage can instead of emptying it.

I was in a hurry so I ended up perching my empty box of pop tarts on the top of the garbage can.

by Hoodrat & Gunshow March 21, 2011