Perch

To hang out or "chill" in squatting fashion
Bro 1: dude check out this squirrel
Bro 2: ok lemme perch
by monkeypantsdestroyeroflesbians October 01, 2016
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squid-muppet

Someone who is extremely stupid. Absolutely a fucking moron. The word itself causes confusion to others.
David was being a fucking squid-muppet yesterday. I almost punched him.
by monkeypantsdestroyeroflesbians February 02, 2021
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