2 definitions by monkeypantsdestroyeroflesbians

squid-muppet

Someone who is extremely stupid. Absolutely a fucking moron. The word itself causes confusion to others.

David was being a fucking squid-muppet yesterday. I almost punched him.

by monkeypantsdestroyeroflesbians February 2, 2021

Perch

To hang out or "chill" in squatting fashion

Bro 1: dude check out this squirrel
Bro 2: ok lemme perch

by monkeypantsdestroyeroflesbians October 1, 2016