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penising

1. From the verb 'to penis'.

2. Any act involving use of the penis.

3. Fondling or kissing of the penis.
Student to test proctor: Why does that kid have his dick out?
Test proctor: Let the quadriplegic finish penising his essay questions.

The gay guys were short on time and couldn't do much more than kissing and penising.
by serbear4u February 15, 2009
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penisian

Willie Weenis is a penisian!
by Josh February 12, 2004
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penisive

To be a penis, or to be difficult and hard to work with...
Jim: The sky is blue
Bob: why??
Jim: because the atmosphere makes it that way
Bob: Why
Jim: ... Stop being penisive you penis
by octocat September 20, 2012
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Penisicle

The result of freezing ones genitals in one's own cum.
Bob the Rapist: "That chick promised me a blowjob, so I made her a penisicle to suck on."
by GraceDecade March 27, 2009
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penisickle

Make a mold of your penis. Take the mold and fill it with your favorite frozen flavor of juice or kool-aid and toss it in the freezer. Once frozen solid, your girl can use it to fuck herself or practice blow jobs and then eat it afterwards. (Patent Pending)
She was rodding herself with the forzen cherry flavored penisickle.
by wadesworld September 1, 2010
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penisified

the act of being hit in the face with a penis.
AH HA ! you have just been penisified!
by penismaster690 November 30, 2010
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Penisidus

A very rare and serious infection that starts in the penis. After your penis becomes fully infected, it spreads to the testicles and other areas. Some symptoms are itching, redness, rapid hair growth in the penis and testicle area, and burning. If you experience these symptoms you need to notify your doctor immediately.
My penis is burning! Maybe it's penisidus!
by Dr.VagLicker September 15, 2010
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