penisickle

Make a mold of your penis. Take the mold and fill it with your favorite frozen flavor of juice or kool-aid and toss it in the freezer. Once frozen solid, your girl can use it to fuck herself or practice blow jobs and then eat it afterwards. (Patent Pending)

She was rodding herself with the forzen cherry flavored penisickle.

by wadesworld September 1, 2010

peniswise

A horny female clown that will kill for cock.

Guy1: See that clown over there?
Guy 2: That clown is peniswise! Oh no let's run!

by Ima P. Ness December 4, 2016

penisdick

When it's not enough to call someone a penis or a dick, it becomes a stronger insult to refer to them as penisdick.

It's funny because its redundant

Redundancy is funny.

"Brad borrowed my car, dented the drivers' side door, and brought it back with less than a quarter tank of gas. Dude is a total penisdick."

by Chilkin_RIP November 27, 2013

penisring

a device you put around your penis to maintain erection; a really lame person

"Willy got happy when he started using his penisring"
"You are such a penisring!"

by Arnemann November 12, 2003

penislicker

some one who licks a pedestrians penis in secret, trying to remain unnoticed while still enjoying the taste of the strangers penis.

Dude i was standing on the sidewalk and waiting for the bus, when i noticed a penislicker on my dick!

by randomcrapping April 9, 2011

penisite

a man with a small penis

My eleven year old brother is a penisite being that he has not yet reached puberty.

by Hermione Wannabe March 3, 2007

Penrice Academy

Penrice Academy is full off gormless year 7 midgets with ketchup stains on there blazers, Musty covered hands with sausage roll greese on them. They make "Yo Mama" jokes like it's the funniest thing in the world and the only thing you can hear in a year 7 yard is "SHEEEEEESHH!" like shut the fuck up - JB

I hate Penrice Academy.

by MargaretThatchersCrustyMinge October 10, 2021