Penispanties

The opposite of asshat. Used as a compliment for people who act cool and not like asshats.

Did you see Jack today? He beat up the guy stole my mentos right out of my mouth, he was such a penispanties

by Bidoofism January 24, 2021

penisian

a gay man.

Willie Weenis is a penisian!

by Josh February 12, 2004

Penishands

A man with sweaty feminine hands. Short fingers and oval palms.

<person 1> OMFG check out that dudes hands!
<person 2>ROFL those are Penishands !

by Daniel Toops December 10, 2009

Penisbanca

When your penis jiggles around and hits your thighs during a workout or when it's stuck to your thigh

Oh SHIT I got a penisbanca

by Mozzarambe April 2, 2017

Edward Penishands

When a girl duct tapes each of her hands to a different man's penis, and cannot untape them until she has made each man ejaculate.

Girl: Patrick and Stanley wanted me to Edward Penishands them last night, but my left hand got tired and I was stuck with Patrick all night.

by dedwyf March 5, 2013

penisland

From a website for a pen business named Pen Island with the URL www.penisland.com.
Looks like penis land. Now slang for masturbation.

I'm rowing my boat to pen island. But I only have one oar.

by Zagon DeFeh December 21, 2004

penismonger

Someone who only wants you for your penis. They drain your penis of all it's got and still aren't satisfied.

My ex-girlfriend the nympho was such a *penismonger*

by Lisa March 13, 2003