pistachioed

To fuck a girl so hard you leave her quim chafed and red to where it resembles a pistachio.

I pistachioed the ole lady's snooch real good last night.

by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011

pusstache

The pubic region of a female.

Pusstaches come in 3 common designs: The hitler, the pirate and the Pontiac.

by Raish/G Money September 22, 2006

pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis)

Refers to a disease a person gets when their stash dries up.

After smoking all her weed that weekend Ally had pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis).

by McNeal February 4, 2008

Pedastache

NOUN; A thick mustache belonging to an individual who is either a pedaphile or looks like a pedaphile. This mustache is the only facial hair present on the individual. Sometimes mistaken for a "Pornstache."

That guy with the pedastache staring at those children is scaring me.

by WM Kolston November 1, 2010

pustache

A mustache that is saturated with vaginal secretions. It is often left in the mustache for several days so one may inhale the fragrance of their partner.

When Gary came out of the poonranatangwhores bedroom he sported a fresh pustache.

by Bobby Lane February 13, 2008

poustache

A goatee that looks like someone shoved their chin up someones anus while they were taking a shit

shave your poustache alex

by Urgay October 24, 2003

Pistachio Friend

Lifestyle friends that you don't necessarily have sex with. They may have been vanilla friends first or lifestyle friends that enjoy each other's company, but are not sexually attracted to each other or don't want to have sex with each other for some reason

They are more than my vanilla friends, but not my chocolate friends; they are pistachio friends.

by Bikamasutracouple January 20, 2019