parched

its not really a word

a fake word is parched

by anonomis May 8, 2005

Parched

When a hookup’s ass is as dry as Death Valley and as thirsty as someone lost and stranded in it.

Girl, his parched ass was so thirsty he couldn’t keep it out of the air, but so dry when I tried to give him some dick it was like fucking a flesh-light made of sandpaper. Never again!

by anonymous September 15, 2022

Parched

Being exceedingly eager to get something, and thus licking the arse of your manager to achieve something.

Often a place in the starting line up if you are Cédric Soares.

The Japanese fans clearing up after their emphatic world cup victory was parched.
Cedric Soares will often try to get in the starting line up through his parched behaviour to Mikel Arteta

by cenglish December 3, 2022

parched camel

a dry vagina

"Damn man that girl I fucked last night was such a parched camel"

by parchedcamel November 2, 2013

Parched Mosquito

When you haven’t had a good succ in a lengthy period of time and you start to get shriveled

I feel like a parched mosquito.

by Amir Guadalupe December 2, 2017

Parched Peasant

One that is full of thirst

"Can u suck me for $10?"
"No! Be gone parched peasant!!"

by SlowlySmart May 22, 2018

parched as balls

when you're so thirsty all you can think about is balls.

During half time of my soccer game, my grandma asked me if I wanted a gatorade. I said "Well obviously. Can't you tell I'm parched as balls?"

by coley and kwa April 19, 2010