Phallophronemohypnoglossovehomageiricoanatidaeobesoaphenphosmoneirophobophobia

The fear of the fear of getting a boner while thinking about being touched and watched by a fat duck while simultaneously sleeping, driving, publicly speaking, cooking, and dreaming.

How the fuck can I provide an example for phallophronemohypnoglossovehomageiricoanatidaeobesoaphenphosmoneirophobophobia when absolutely no one in the world has it?

by Yopmail User August 24, 2022

Phallophilia

Phallophilia is the preference of some women for men with big penises.

"The sex researchers have observed that the phallophilia is common among some women".

by Willhelmina Plowes August 3, 2014

phallophile

A person who loves cock.

My friend Susan is such a phallophile.

by ashsky July 12, 2007

phallumegaly

Bigness of the penis disorder. From Barney Stinson in How I met your mother Season 5 episode 8.

At an early age Lorenzo Von Matterhorn was diagnosed with phallumegaly

by Larry D Deer November 17, 2009

Quantum of Phallus

A gay porn version of James Bond film "Quantum of Solace", starring Briggsy, the arty genius behind "Briggsy Does Brighton". Special agent Briggs Bond saves the world from "breeders" with the help of Q's laser-guided dildos and butt-plug bombs in between bumming every man he can get his hands on and smoking arty cigarettes.

I'm feeling rather horny tonight Cecil. We simply must go and see Quantum of Phallus with our pants down.

by Eddie's Thick Gristle August 4, 2009

phallo photo portaphilia

The urge to put one's penis in a light socket.

"Thomas likes to stick his dick in light sockets, he must have phallo photo portaphilia!"

by Owen Lucas May 24, 2016

Phallacy

A spurious statement regarding the size of one's penis.

He uttered an unforgivable phallacy last night. The sad thing is that it worked... She went to his room during the party. I can only imagine the look on her face after he dropped trou.

by HanTzu November 5, 2010