Pert 

An abriviation for the word Pretty. Commonly used when texting.

Omg thats so Pert!

Pert by chook 4 ever January 27, 2009

pert 

used to describe the female reproductive system, or used to show that you're soon to be getting action with that of a female.

Joe: All i did was tickle her wet pert.

pert by Lucchino August 28, 2007

pert 

The act of releasing gas while urinating. (Fart-pee)

I was so embarassed when I perted.

Wow I think I am going to pert.

pert by JKrue June 3, 2008

pert 

shampoo, in australia

john: hey man where would I find the pert

chloe: isle 17 near the pantene

pert by naia June 14, 2007

PERT 

The act of one inserting his penis into an individual's ear for the purpose of sexual pleasure. Fabulous.

See also: ear sex, ear fucking, Family Guy, getting fucked in the ear, Prick Up Your Ears, sticky ear...

Person 1: Hey everyone, let's all go to the computer lab and PERT!

Person 2: I'll bring the lube!

PERT by Whiteboyrobot September 27, 2012

pert 

(Noun) Another name for a spotted dog that has both black and white patches. Usually goes by the name Patches. He is a peeping Tom dog who usually goes after hot human females.

1- Patches your such a Pert.

2- Patches, your such a peeping Pert!

pert by Blackberry001 November 20, 2011

Pert 

(n.) Shorthand/slang for 'period', i.e. a woman's menstrual cycle.

What's up with Cathy? She's really been raging lately.
I don't know, man, she's probably on her 'pert'.

Pert by Jaynation December 29, 2009