penii

the plural of penis. much more fun than saying penises. :P

Person 1: whats the plural of penis?
Person 2: penii, duh.

by drama_queen_dani July 22, 2009

Penii

Pronounced {Peen-I}
A Small, Mostly Hairless Animal That Lives Anywhere Men Are, And Sometimes Where Women Do. Penii Are Usually Very Slow Creatures, Unless Presented With An Opertunity Of Sorts. They Can Hunt At Anytime Of the Day Or Night, Their Prey Being The Vagii. They Commonly Travel In Flocks.

A Flock Of Penii Just Passed Us, And I Think They Shat!

Did You See Those Penii Hunting?

by Dildo Girl And Lube Boy January 15, 2007

penii

plural form of penis for fun and uneducated types. After all, language is defined by its use.

More than one penii is at least one too many.

by Hulaboom February 20, 2008

Penii

The plural form of penises.

Man #1 - There were so many penii in the shower
Man #2 - Duh, it's a guys locker room, you idiot.

by dolphinlazerwave September 20, 2009

penii

An incorrect "plural" of penis.

He is stupid, he thinks that penii is the plural of penis.

by OnlyProperDefinitions August 10, 2016

penii

The plural form of "penis".

The strippers all had nice penii.

by Chick September 2, 2004

PENII

1Being below the average in size or magnitude,not fully grown; very young male organ of copulation and of urinary excretion, formed by three columns of erectile tissue, two arranged laterally on the dorsum and one medianly below; the extremity is formed by an expansion of the corpus spongiosum, covered by a free fold of skin.
2 Small Penis

Hi! My name is Samantha and I have a PENII

by PENII FAN May 13, 2005