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Pronounced {Peen-I}
A Small, Mostly Hairless Animal That Lives Anywhere Men Are, And Sometimes Where Women Do. Penii Are Usually Very Slow Creatures, Unless Presented With An Opertunity Of Sorts. They Can Hunt At Anytime Of the Day Or Night, Their Prey Being The Vagii. They Commonly Travel In Flocks.
A Flock Of Penii Just Passed Us, And I Think They Shat!

Did You See Those Penii Hunting?
Penii by Dildo Girl And Lube Boy January 15, 2007
Related Words
plural form of penis for fun and uneducated types. After all, language is defined by its use.
More than one penii is at least one too many.
penii by Hulaboom February 20, 2008
Man #1 - There were so many penii in the shower
Man #2 - Duh, it's a guys locker room, you idiot.
Penii by dolphinlazerwave September 20, 2009
He is stupid, he thinks that penii is the plural of penis.
penii by OnlyProperDefinitions August 10, 2016
The plural form of "penis".
The strippers all had nice penii.
penii by Chick September 2, 2004
1]Being below the average in size or magnitude,not fully grown; very young male organ of copulation and of urinary excretion, formed by three columns of erectile tissue, two arranged laterally on the dorsum and one medianly below; the extremity is formed by an expansion of the corpus spongiosum, covered by a free fold of skin.
2] Small Penis
Hi! My name is Samantha and I have a PENII
PENII by PENII FAN May 13, 2005