2 definitions by dolphinlazerwave

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A phrase used by men to their own sex to tell them to stop complaining/whining. Comes from the original word "tampon" which is used only for women (in most cases).
Man #1: This sucks, why do we have to keep doing this?
Man #2: Why don't you get a manpon and suck it up?
by dolphinlazerwave September 13, 2009
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The plural form of penises.
Man #1 - There were so many penii in the shower
Man #2 - Duh, it's a guys locker room, you idiot.
by dolphinlazerwave September 19, 2009
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