1 definition by Dildo Girl And Lube Boy
Pronounced {Peen-I}
A Small, Mostly Hairless Animal That Lives Anywhere Men Are, And Sometimes Where Women Do. Penii Are Usually Very Slow Creatures, Unless Presented With An Opertunity Of Sorts. They Can Hunt At Anytime Of the Day Or Night, Their Prey Being The Vagii. They Commonly Travel In Flocks.
A Small, Mostly Hairless Animal That Lives Anywhere Men Are, And Sometimes Where Women Do. Penii Are Usually Very Slow Creatures, Unless Presented With An Opertunity Of Sorts. They Can Hunt At Anytime Of the Day Or Night, Their Prey Being The Vagii. They Commonly Travel In Flocks.
by Dildo Girl And Lube Boy January 12, 2007