onesome 

I would assume this means masturbation.

Many people fantasize about a threesome but all they're gettin is a onesome

onesome by b-town September 6, 2003

Onesome 

When one sits alone in the living room alone on valentines day whilst they can hear everyone else getting fucked senselessly

Me: I had a onesome last night
Friend: That sucks

Onesome by fuckingjimbpmcdimbo June 14, 2018

Onesome

Masturbation, masturbating or to masturbate. Synonymous with jerking off, rubbing one out, diddling, the skittle, DJing, and gooning.

Majority of my sexual interactions have been onesome rarely a twosome and never a threesome

Onesome by WeirdnotQuirky February 27, 2026

owesome 

The surname of the greatest customer name ever used in a software demo... "Bernard Owesome". The word has since come to signify anything that is an order of magnitude greater than just simply "awesome".

Can you believe how owesome this cheeseburger is?

owesome by Johnny McGeeve May 2, 2008

owesome 

For children, this is an adjective used to describe the child for making a good grade in school. On a report card, if they received an "O" for Outstanding, rather than an "A", they are described as 'owesome'.

As a more mature word, this adjective is used to describe something so awesome, it makes you want to "oh!" (orgasm).

"Wow, Johnny got an 'A' for 'awesome', and his little sister got an 'O' for.... 'owesome'."

"Oh my God, Tomas was so owesome last night..."

"Wow, look at her owesome body!"

owesome by caniserre August 7, 2009

owesome 

owesome is an abbreviation of awesome.... usually used by people who have english as a second language. The term owesome was made infamous in New Zealand in the 90's by David Tua, when he appeared on Wheel of Fortune.

Quote David Tua: "Can I have an O for Owesome"

owesome by RobfromAuckland August 22, 2006

Onesomethingjoe 

Awesomeness defined into one word

onesomethingjoe is incredible!

Onesomethingjoe by OneAviatorJoe June 6, 2019