Definitions by WeirdnotQuirky

Onesome

Masturbation, masturbating or to masturbate. Synonymous with jerking off, rubbing one out, diddling, the skittle, DJing, and gooning.

Majority of my sexual interactions have been onesome rarely a twosome and never a threesome

Onesome by WeirdnotQuirky February 27, 2026

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Biker shorts with extra padding, spanning the fleashy fun bridge and preventing friction and gluteal fatigue.

Taint Pillows are essentially kneepads for your Gooch.

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