My friend Dean

My friend Dean is a weird ass dude. He is known as Fajita man and he puts his shirt over his head and he just screams. He's very flamboyant but he needs everyone to know he is straight & has a big dick & DOES NOT MASTURBATE. But gurl...Anyway, he can be an ass sometimes but he's still dank

Me: My friend dean is fucking insane
Literally anyone in my class: Tru gurl

by fuckingjimbpmcdimbo November 12, 2018

Onesome

When one sits alone in the living room alone on valentines day whilst they can hear everyone else getting fucked senselessly

Me: I had a onesome last night
Friend: That sucks

by fuckingjimbpmcdimbo June 10, 2018