a mind-blowing, spine-tingling form of sex between two consenting individuals. usually the type of intercourse that would be associated with sex with more than just one individual, as to be so exciting that you would think you had a threesome.
Raquel: "Yo Nat, i had a bomb ass twosome last night!"
Natasha: "For real! I been trying to have one with my man since we got together, but we still just been having sex."
Raquel: "well i hope ya'll have one soon cuz this shit is not missed!!!"
by maryjane420 August 24, 2005
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(too-sum)

1. noun. Similar to a threesome, but as the title implies, involving only two people. It is not the same as sex...it is wilder; with the intensity of a threesome.

2. Can be used as a verb when appropriate. Implies the act of having wild sex.
1. "I had a twosome last night with some exotic chick. I'm exhausted."
"Twosome? You mean you had sex?"
"Naw, man. Twosomes are hotter!"

2. "Dude, I wanna take that chick home and twosome her!"

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A word an idiot (who doesn't know what the word 'sex' is) uses to describe intercourse between two people.
Jake: I just had a twosome with Jessica last night

Mark: wtf is a twosome
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Two out of control males that are like a car wreck waiting to happen but you can't turn away from. Involved in Shameless self promotion, could care less about what people think, and bring the thunder.
Troy and Dan are the original Gruesome twosome. May have taken a little bit from the Bash Bros, two cory's, and the Hilton's
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tek-suhs too-suhm vomiting while having explosive diarrhea.
"i got the texas twosome last night, i think it was the white castle i ate"
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Wheelbarrow style sex initiated with any girl lying face-down in the mud.
I had a great tuscaloosa twosome with some freshman I found lying in the mud last night.

Did you see Rachel when she came home last night? She was all covered in mud. I guess it was David's birthday. Must have been a good tuscaloosa twosome.
by Herpecin L April 15, 2011
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