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a mind-blowing, spine-tingling form of sex between two consenting individuals. usually the type of intercourse that would be associated with sex with more than just one individual, as to be so exciting that you would think you had a threesome.
Raquel: "Yo Nat, i had a bomb ass twosome last night!"
Natasha: "For real! I been trying to have one with my man since we got together, but we still just been having sex."
Raquel: "well i hope ya'll have one soon cuz this shit is not missed!!!"
twosome by maryjane420 September 11, 2005
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(too-sum)

1. noun. Similar to a threesome, but as the title implies, involving only two people. It is not the same as sex...it is wilder; with the intensity of a threesome.

2. Can be used as a verb when appropriate. Implies the act of having wild sex.
1. "I had a twosome last night with some exotic chick. I'm exhausted."
"Twosome? You mean you had sex?"
"Naw, man. Twosomes are hotter!"

2. "Dude, I wanna take that chick home and twosome her!"

Twosome by Lysserloo October 21, 2008
A word an idiot (who doesn't know what the word 'sex' is) uses to describe intercourse between two people.
Jake: I just had a twosome with Jessica last night

Mark: wtf is a twosome
Twosome by The Gacha Unicorn vlogs September 6, 2019

gruesome twosome

Chad and Jen are a gruesome twosome alright. Inseperable, and insufferable.
gruesome twosome by Circushead June 29, 2006

Gruesome Twosome

Two out of control males that are like a car wreck waiting to happen but you can't turn away from. Involved in Shameless self promotion, could care less about what people think, and bring the thunder.
Troy and Dan are the original Gruesome twosome. May have taken a little bit from the Bash Bros, two cory's, and the Hilton's
Gruesome Twosome by clegd July 27, 2009

Devil’s Twosome 

When you’re about to have a threesome (1 girl, 2 guys) and you are all naked but the girl leaves somewhere leaving the two guys together…naked.
Ended up in a Devil’s twosome the other night with my buddy after the girl left to the bathroom and apparently fell asleep. It was awkward.

texas twosome 

tek-suhs too-suhm vomiting while having explosive diarrhea.
"i got the texas twosome last night, i think it was the white castle i ate"
texas twosome by explosionofawesome December 2, 2011
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