Tom Nook

Is coming for those knees

Tom Nook is coming for my knees if I don't pay him
- Jacksepticeye

by nogodnogodpleasenonononoooooo May 2, 2020

nooberdouche

someone that is such a noob that they are also a douche

(to a noob): GTFO dude, you are a nooberdouche.

by seb and mike January 2, 2009

jungle nook

a flap of skin,
that dangles from within,
brown or white,
but best kept out of sight!

Rusty: oh my, what the devil is that lady doing?
Ritsa: (thumbing at her medical journal) why, i do believe she's rearranging her jungle nook?
Rusty: ...and i thought i'd seen it all, beach taffy gusset bunting , that takes the biscuit!

by Sandal-Bag December 27, 2009

Flubber Noogen

A Swedish spice that can be used for any kind of cooking

Don't put too much Flubber Noogen in the soup or else it will taste bad.

by The Original Kweej December 1, 2016

Soured Nooder

The slimy residue after a vagina has been eaten and allowed to ferment in a sauce of vaginal secretion, cum, saliva, snot, and any other substance she may have overnight.

OMG! Girl you must have had that pussy destroyed last night! I think you need to wash off that Soured Nooder!! You smell like vinegar and fish!!

by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020

Noobertia

A noob that is in motion will stay in motion, until pwned by by an outside source

I just kept that kid from following the laws of noobertia, I'm a beast.

by ilib February 2, 2010

nook smart

A contraction of "nookie" and "book smart". Having the natural ability to read women perfectly in order to get laid.

a) Charlie is too damn nook smart for his own good. He'll never be someone's Mr. Right, but somehow always manages to be Mr. Right Now.

b) Just like how being book smart doesn't help on the streets, it's important to note that being nook smart isn't helpful in long term relatipnships.

by Tenacious Faulker December 23, 2010