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lotus notes

A piece of crap email and data base client server. It has millions of user throughout the world, however you won't find anybody who considers it easy to use.

Interfaces are difficult to navigate and the programme often crashes or stays hanging, requiring the user to restart the application or completely reboot the computer. It is characterised by ugly colour schemes and unecessarily tedious command requirements to carry out simple tasks. Want to see an email attachment with just 2 mouse clicks? Forget it. The use of Lotus Notes is scientifically linked to rage disorders.

As one website puts it, it is "the digital equivalent of being kicked in the groin upon arrival at work every day"
Welcome to your new job Sir, here we use Lotus Notes...Sir, why are you running away? Sir...Sir!!!
by Jim Birtwisle February 20, 2008
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Notes app apology

An apology that a person (mostly influencers and celebrities) type out on the notes app (more particularly the notes app on an iPhone). They are usually a quick apology so the writer can do damage control if that celebrity or influencer gets canceled or called out for something that is usually controversial. It’s hard to tell if a notes app apology is sincere since they can constructed by ones management, publicist or team. They are commonly uploaded to social media sites such as Twitter and Instagram.
Person: Omg gurl look! James Charles got canceled yet AGAIN!
Person #2: Yes gurlll I also saw that half assed Notes app apology he put out on his Instagram. I’m disgusted.
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rat noses

Small, pointy, elongated boobs with soft nipples on women that are not supported or concealed by bras.
Kristen Cavallari's dramatic debut on The Hills was overshadowed by those rat noses that clearly gnawed her bra off.
by VanDammaged June 11, 2009
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mad notes

Morris day and the mothafuckin' time !
"That shits the mad notes yo!"
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Yamato Nadesico

Yamato Nadesico:

Japanese term for the 'ideal woman'.

To be Yamato Nadesico a woman must have these qualities:
Well-behaving, Understanding, Obedient to elders/husband, Beautiful, Caring, Supportive, Enduring, Intelligent, Skillful(mostly household chores), etc.

IMO which is, basically, almost(not completely) an impossibility...
Marrying a Yamato Nadesico is every man's dream.
by Guest from the Outer Space April 19, 2005
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oh teh noes

Usually used to express extreme failure in n00bish. Can be used sarcastically or not.
w/o sarcasm: Oh the noes! I just lost all of mah inventory

w/ sarcasm: wtf? I just got killed again!
oh teh noes!
by Wagong May 24, 2008
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lotus notes

Software that clearly was written by "Learn Java in 24 Hours" graduates. Causes your computer to slow dramatically and makes email collaboration a terrible experience.
Executives chose Lotus Notes because it is clearly better than Outlook.
by LotusBlows February 7, 2005
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