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noddle tossing

A variant of tossing salad, except one concentrates more on the noodle and the taint.
q. How was the noddle tossing last night?
a. Great!
by Mr. Chow July 30, 2007
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tol noddle

a tol noddle has exactly the same meaning as smol bean, except a tol noddle is tall and lanky. sometimes spelled tall noodle.
me: noah schnapp is such a smol bean, but finn wolfhard is a tol noddle.
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wet noddle

LIMP DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jorge when I had sex I got a wet noddle
by hello enragement child February 11, 2018
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Noodler

An alcohol induced, female bar patron with an insatiable and unrelenting obsession to haphazardly sample, finagle and endure an unfulfilling quest for the ultimate 'Noodle' (a.k.a. male genitalia). Sometimes used in combination with the following adjectives/descriptors: 'sloppy', 'unsightly', 'desperate', puss-wide-open' and 'gargantuan'. For example: 'Sloppy Noodler' or 'Unsightly Noodler'.
Dude, the "Noodler" has been in here every night this week!
Are you frickin kidding me, the "Noodler" is totally out of control today. She's had her puss-wide-open for at least six guys since 11am!
I was pulling up to Trudeau's house and the "Noodler" came out of a side hatch door, barefoot, wearing a Nickelback t-shirt.
by Charitable Disguise October 13, 2019
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touch noodle

A stupid fucking insult twelve year olds without a sense of grammatical coherence use to defend Logan Paul exploiting someone’s suicide in the comment section of a YouTube video
Oh and buy the way your a fucking touch noodle he’s more runner and more awesome than you dick I clicked on the video to see how you gonna prove this bullshit you dumbass clickbait asshole
by hterbluc May 1, 2018
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thunder noodle

A noodle that falls down the stairs and sounds like thunder.
I woke up to thunder this morning and thought there were storms. Turns out it was just a thunder noodle coming down the stairs.
by mooncow728 July 21, 2021
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Noodleify

When you turn a non-noodle into a noodle. Coined by Danger Darcy about 6 months ago.
"I've really let myself go. I should noodleify a cucumber to eat healthier."
by TheREALCoolGuy23 January 20, 2019
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