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K’noodled 

When you have taken so much Ketamine you feel like a noodle.

When a person is k’noodled they may also feel like a whacky-waving-inflatable-arm-flailing-tube-man.
“Shouldn’t have taken that last bump, I’m so k’noodled right now”

“Man I was so k’noodled last night”
K’noodled by Flüf January 3, 2019
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A word used to describe anyone in any situation, usually in a negative way. Essentially an all around adjective for ant situation.
"Wow look at that kid, he's a noddle."

"Buddy you're a noddle head!"

"Fuck you noddles."
Noddle by BigDaddyWhiteFBI January 27, 2017
Getting Noodled, the act of Noodling or to get the Noodle is when a male slut practices in the art of fornication.
1: Nick sure Noodled that girl last night
2: She got the Noodle
Noodled by Noodle Supporter May 25, 2012

niddledickin 

Doing anything but what you should be doing; a form of procrastination; to be irresponsible; un-knowledgable about something you are currently doing
I asked Tommy to get back to work three times now, but he's just still over there niddledickin around.

I work for a software company and sometimes people call in that know nothing about the product, just a bunch of niddledickers, ya know?
niddledickin by Jaysu July 27, 2017

Get noodled

Get noodled is something u say after you trick someone into doing what you want, like after they made you a cup of tea because u got them to.
Jesus: yo god man, i need a pack of cigarettes. Can you go steal some from Co Op for me.

God: yes brother jesus.

Jesus: get noodled u small man.
Get noodled by Mr.kingTeaMan December 9, 2020
When someone had went to sleep
Yo, I was nodded
Nodded by Steve2570 February 5, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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