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K’noodled 

When you have taken so much Ketamine you feel like a noodle.

When a person is k’noodled they may also feel like a whacky-waving-inflatable-arm-flailing-tube-man.
“Shouldn’t have taken that last bump, I’m so k’noodled right now”

“Man I was so k’noodled last night”
K’noodled by Flüf January 3, 2019
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A word used to describe anyone in any situation, usually in a negative way. Essentially an all around adjective for ant situation.
"Wow look at that kid, he's a noddle."

"Buddy you're a noddle head!"

"Fuck you noddles."
Noddle by BigDaddyWhiteFBI January 27, 2017
Getting Noodled, the act of Noodling or to get the Noodle is when a male slut practices in the art of fornication.
1: Nick sure Noodled that girl last night
2: She got the Noodle
Noodled by Noodle Supporter May 25, 2012

niddledickin 

Doing anything but what you should be doing; a form of procrastination; to be irresponsible; un-knowledgable about something you are currently doing
I asked Tommy to get back to work three times now, but he's just still over there niddledickin around.

I work for a software company and sometimes people call in that know nothing about the product, just a bunch of niddledickers, ya know?
niddledickin by Jaysu July 27, 2017

Get noodled

Get noodled is something u say after you trick someone into doing what you want, like after they made you a cup of tea because u got them to.
Jesus: yo god man, i need a pack of cigarettes. Can you go steal some from Co Op for me.

God: yes brother jesus.

Jesus: get noodled u small man.
Get noodled by Mr.kingTeaMan December 9, 2020
When someone had went to sleep
Yo, I was nodded
Nodded by Steve2570 February 5, 2019
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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