number 3

The act of taking a shit in a bidet. Usually done by American tourists in European countries who come back to their hotel rooms drunk off their ass.

I made sure to leave an extra large tip for the cleaning lady because I had accidentally gone number 3 the night before.

by thehunger August 31, 2007

Number 3

Number 3 means full sex with a woman. Ask and agree = three - rhyming slang.

Men often visit prostitutes for Number 3

by Stias September 5, 2005

Number 3

The act of performing an abortion on a toilet, flushing down the fetus.

Sally was in the washroom for a long time because she went number 3.

by Gerry McGee April 8, 2008

Number 3

To vomit into a toilet. Typically done after a long night of drinking.

"Gross...someone's number 2 is gonna make me go number 3!"

by MarshoT December 1, 2009

number 3

To masturbate or jack off.

number 1 = taking a leak

number 2 = taking a dump

number 3 = spilling your seed

by chowman November 6, 2006

Number 3

Taking a crap so big that it exceeds Number 2 status. A crap so large that you only see, hear about or experience it on a few occasions a lifetime. It is so big a plunger can't even begin to have an effect on it.

Man I wouldn't go in there because Johnny just took a Number 3 and a plumber is on the way to unclog the pipes.

by BackDoorMan84 August 31, 2014

number 3

a flaming, liquid, explosive, makes-you-grab-onto-the-nearest-object-for-support, kind-of-feels-like-a-butthole-abort, butt clenching wet chunky, don’t-let-it-in-your-mouth-or-it’ll-taste-funky, stew, don’t-let-it-brew, horrifying poo poo, sweat-inducing, buttocks-loosening, toilet-bowl-cruising, you-bet-you’re-losing, when-it-drops-toilet-water-plops-and-makes-you-hops-off-the-toilet-before-you-drops-to-the-ground-and-cry, super-soaker, internal-poker, buttcake-muffin, organ-stuffin, leaves-you-huffin-and-puffin, brown-town, makes-you-frown, don’t-let-it-pile-up-or-you’ll-drown, if-you-survive-you-deserve-a-crown-your-insides-have-been-grinded-up-ground, lumpy, chunky and round, don’t-make-a-sound, life-of-death, out-of-breath, mop-it-up, take-a-dump-in-a-cup, snotty, juicy, dum-dum-bubblegum, spraying everywhere, watery diarrhea.

number 3 is diarrhea

ryah: last week i had a number 3 and my asshole bled
haset: really? last month i took a number 3 and haven’t felt safe in a bathroom since!

by pissbaby67 June 22, 2021