Nub 

(Noun) A small bump. Somethings that are usually referred to as nubs include, but are not limited to: A not fully erect penis; A small penis; a small bump on any person or thing.

Oh wow! Is that a nub in your pants!

Nub by Trashist January 12, 2017

nub 

a small penis

man look at dat boy he got a nub

that man has a nub

nub by V 4 Vendetta December 9, 2008

Nub 

Nub is another word for Noob, meaning new at game, Nub doesnt mean you are new it just means you look new to the name because you suck at it.

Nub: CHEATER!!!
Person: nub

Nub by 7oSeven September 12, 2020

Nub 

Someone that is simply nubby

Names of nubs

Dautry

Phill

Mike

Liam

Logan

Max

Man dautry was a nub today

Nub by Nubmaster69 May 6, 2021

nub 

Acronym for Non Useful Body. A newly reported personel to a navy warship, who is not yet qualified to operate any of the equipment, but is still entitled to food and air priveledges. Due to the large number of single sailors, nub has been used heavily and adopted by online gaming communities to refer to any new, unskilled person.

Round up a couple nubs to clean the head.

Hey nub, quit watching the tv and go qualify something!

nub by Twisted Twidget June 11, 2006

nub 

A really stupid way of saying "noob"
Which a really stupid way of saying "newb"
Which is a really stupid way of saying "newbie"

Used by staggeringly unclever nerds to insult people but end up looking staggeringly retarded. Average age of user: 13-22 (When 99% of users reach 23 they realize how damn stupid they sound and stop speaking with lame, internet affectations)

People can cite the military all they like. Game nerds only use the word, because it is the mouth breathing internet dweller's idea of "clever" to respell shit in stupid ways.

Calling someone "nub" makes you look like a retarded 5 year old. It makes you look far more idiotic then those you mock.

nub by Lig Na Baste January 5, 2009

nub 

For all the tards out there that use this term loosely, or explain at length how it "originated in online gaming" - whatever.

"Nub" is a Navy submariner term for those who are new to the sub and don't know how to do anything yet (and thus unqualified in submarines)

Thus "nub" means "non-useful body" get it right, or don't use it.

Dude, he didn't know how to do that, he's still a nub.

nub by drewbe May 8, 2007