NASCAR lemonade

Cheap Bourbon and Country Time Lemonade

"Hey Mike, throw me a NASCAR lemonade and let's go harass Dale Jarrett!"

"Junior's got the pole!! Let's celebrate with some NASCAR lemonade!"

by Mr.C. August 22, 2008

NASCAR

A sport that started with southern moonshine runners building cars faster than that of the law

Richard petty the king of nascar would be the best shine runner ever

by blackfoot August 9, 2009

nascar american

Nascar American: Is the political correct term for a redneck, hillbilly, hick, trailer trash, inbred. Typically a white person who watches Nascar, lives in the counrty side and resides in a trailer, works on a farm or procriates with ones sibling (inbred).

Non Redneck: Hey look at this guy wearing overalls with no shirt on and work boots. Theres a redneck for ya.

Redneck: Hey we perfer to be called Nascar Americans thank you very much.

by mobileauto May 19, 2014

Nashari

Nashari mean a very sweet girl and is Loyal she don’t need friends she don’t care how you feel about her but make sure you don’t mess with her family She very dangerous she a very Beautiful girl.

Nashari is very pretty I want to love on her!

by Fine shorty June 13, 2020

nascar tits

When a girl lays on her back and the her tits go straight for the pits.

She got big ole boobies but u know when she lays down, she has nascar tits.

by Murda Me Up Son March 2, 2008

NASCAR

The National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing. It is the fastest growing motorsport sanctioning body in the world, and has divisions in the US, Canada, Mexico, and now Europe. It is commonly used as the object of bigotry by many people, claiming only trashy southern people watch and compete in it and that the cars only make left turns. NASCAR competes on a wide variety of ovals and a handful of lengthy road courses in its top-two divisions, and the majority of incoming drivers that are hired into the Sprint Cup Series actually come from the north in this day and age. Contrary to popular belief, auto racing is very physically demanding,with a driver typically losing 10 pounds during a race. It also does require skill, and even road course racing veterans experience difficulties on ovals when they crossover to NASCAR.

1st guy: Hey, did you watch the NBA last night?

2nd guy: Nah, I was watching a great NASCAR race.

1st guy: Why do you watch a bunch of rednecks in cars make left turns?

2nd guy: Why do you watch a bunch of black guys in shorts run back and forth?

by Firehawk2410 December 18, 2012

Nascardio

1. a physical workout that consists of 500 reps of lifting a beercan, standing up, and yelling WOOOOOO!!! Performed every lap of a Nascar race when ones favorite driver passes by.

Every time the Summer's Eve car came around the track, Tammy stood up and yelled WOOOOO!, hoisting her tall boy beercan into the air, she was getting one hell of a Nascardio workout today!

by Fotofly November 30, 2010