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Mulching

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I am so small I need mulch to grow!
I am mulching!

I cannot be stopped
Mulching by bitchboibottomboomer November 30, 2023

Mulching

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The act of inserting chewing tobacco into your ass (for a buzz)
I can only get a buzz from mulching.”
Mulching by cheezymoe June 10, 2026

peach-munching 

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My wife likes to be face down on the bed when I'm peach-munching her!
peach-munching by talk2me-JCH2 July 15, 2021

Munching 

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to love someone while rocking/supporting a mullet
Gabe is munching Meghan
That guy is munching her
Munching by davemullet March 2, 2010

Munching the Mekong 

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When performing cunnalingus on a woman whose pubes have heretofore never been trimmed. The experience can best be compared to slogging through the Mekong River Delta c. 1968. The fear grips you. You're back in the 'shit!
Hesh: I met this chick last night. She was hot, beautiful and amazing. I took her back to my crib and we got busy. All was great until I hit the sticky place. Man, she was a beast! I was Munching the Mekong; she was so hairy.

Moose Munching 

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The act of performing oral sex on someone while you are afflicted with a cold or upper respiratory ailment, causing a snorting sound similar to that made by a moose, horse, deer, etc.
So she decided to go down on me last night even though she had a sinus infection. I told her it was a bad idea but next thing I know there she is Moose Munching me.
Moose Munching by julio montoya December 27, 2011
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