splattered poo that sticks to the back of the toilet bowl after flushing. Frequently chunky and/or fibrous, thus resembling the landscaping product.
by senior lipschitz January 30, 2005
When the dubstep beat is dirtier than dirt and filthier than filth that the bass waves seem to radiate heat and pure stankiness, similar to a large pile of dank mulch.
by mulch queen September 16, 2016
to destroy another individual or group at sports, fight or just life in general.Also can be used to describe how fucked up you were the night before or how fucked up you will get in the future.
by Weebls Wobble February 17, 2011
Free coffee, total trash.
Mulch is type of coffee that is purchased from the same vendor that would provide paper products or mechanical supplies.
Mulch is often found burnt in a pot on a gas station warming plate, or percolating indefinitely at a 12 step meeting.
Mulch is type of coffee that is purchased from the same vendor that would provide paper products or mechanical supplies.
Mulch is often found burnt in a pot on a gas station warming plate, or percolating indefinitely at a 12 step meeting.
by DB0380 April 21, 2023
by tim-tim April 07, 2004
To destroy or tear apart. Rip things up or make a mess of something. The opposite of cleaning.
Also can mean to fail or do poorly on something.
Also can mean to fail or do poorly on something.
by Charles Carmichael12 February 15, 2011
you dig up a freshly barried female body and begin oral copulation with it. then, you have someone jump on her stomach so that her intestines flow into your mouth.
by el tigre de morte November 13, 2003