Mulching

When you are having anal sex and your partner gets diarrhea. You don't stop and it starts to make mulch mulch mulch sound.

We were getting it in and then things got real kinky when she started mulching.

Mulching by Jbereal January 26, 2022

Mulching

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I am so small I need mulch to grow!
I am mulching!

I cannot be stopped

Mulching by bitchboibottomboomer November 30, 2023

Mulching

The act of inserting chewing tobacco into your ass (for a buzz)

“I can only get a buzz from mulching.”

Mulching by cheezymoe June 10, 2026

peach-munching 

analingus; rimming; ass licking

My wife likes to be face down on the bed when I'm peach-munching her!

peach-munching by talk2me-JCH2 July 15, 2021

Munching 

to love someone while rocking/supporting a mullet

Gabe is munching Meghan
That guy is munching her

Munching by davemullet March 2, 2010

Munching the Mekong 

When performing cunnalingus on a woman whose pubes have heretofore never been trimmed. The experience can best be compared to slogging through the Mekong River Delta c. 1968. The fear grips you. You're back in the 'shit!

Hesh: I met this chick last night. She was hot, beautiful and amazing. I took her back to my crib and we got busy. All was great until I hit the sticky place. Man, she was a beast! I was Munching the Mekong; she was so hairy.

Munching the Mekong by Knucklehead Boy May 5, 2009

Moose Munching 

The act of performing oral sex on someone while you are afflicted with a cold or upper respiratory ailment, causing a snorting sound similar to that made by a moose, horse, deer, etc.

So she decided to go down on me last night even though she had a sinus infection. I told her it was a bad idea but next thing I know there she is Moose Munching me.

Moose Munching by julio montoya December 27, 2011