Muffalo

A huge camel toe, bigger than a moose knuckle.

Damn did you see ogre looking bitche's muffalo?

by Elcochiloko February 3, 2019

Muffalo

Vagina that is larger than a camel toe or mooseknuckle with oversize labia.

I was watching a porno and this woman had a gaping Muffalo

by Psychicdragon April 26, 2025

muffalo wing

When you eat spicy wings and forget to wash your hands only to later finger your girlfriend, and the dried hot sauce burns your girl's muff so severely that she accuses you of cheating and giving her an STD. From "The League."

My girl's still pissed off because of last week's "muffalo wing" incident...

by The Super-Polite Rapist January 8, 2016

muffalo hunting

usually a loser that can't get any kickass girls on his own,
without spending some hard earned cash.

went out with Ronny last nite you know the guy from the chess
club, guess he was muffalo hunting because it wasn't payday yet.

by RSD#5 February 21, 2007

The Muffalo

When going down on a girl till she reaches the point of pleasure, where the only sound that comes out of her mouth is a deep grunt (resembling that of a buffalo).

I finally got my boyfriend to try the Muffalo on me.

by Snatch master 7 August 10, 2017

Muffaletta

Same as a muffuletta! This is an adopted Spanglish variation of puñeta to refer to masturbating a vagina by inserting fingers or an object in it! It can be done on oneself or by a partner.

Luisa gave herself a muffaletta with an eggplant until she came and sprayed the Siamese cat laying in front of her!

by Jesus Fabian Celis Iuit June 23, 2023

Muffalufagus

Sex position. Performed by a female on an unsuspecting sleeping sex partner, usually In retaliation for an equally disturbingand popular sex position known as the Snuffalufagus. Although very similar in execution and delivery, subtle differences create very distinguishible outcomes. In order for the male to perform the Snuffalufagus properly he hovers his hairy ass with penis tucked down between his legs over sleeping partner's face, when ready he simply starts singing loudly and tickling her hard " can you tell me how to get , how to get to Sesame street. She will awake disoriented and delighted as she dreamily gets to meet her favorite hairy trunked muppet. Moments later delight turns to disgust as she realize's she is only inches away from his hairy ass and penis.

When performing the muffilufigusthe female yells out phenomina and grabs his junk while hovering her ass over his face. If performed properly he will inadvertently Big Bird her muffilufigus, sitting up quickly banging his beak into her muffilufigus.

Man I really brought back some old memories playing around last night when I muffalufagused my man.

by anonymous February 23, 2018