Mountain Dew

Said to be the sweat of God himself, bottled on the seventh day while he rested after the creation of the universe. This glorious beverage was given to an un-named prophet to be made available for all people of all races. This "nectar of God" is now distibuted to all who wish to feel the rejuvinating effect of ingesting this beverage through various supermarkets, gas stations, vending machines and Taco Bell. Also known as Amazing

Drink Mountain Dew and you'll discover what's inside quenches like no other.

by DOMitus Prime November 21, 2006

Mountain Dew

Mountain Dew, a highly caffinated drink. Good for a pick me up when meth is not available. WARNING! Do not make Mountain Dew your only consumable liquid! It causes kidney stones! Seriously!

Johnny was feeling spent so he drank 10 bottles of Mountain Dew and stayed up for 12 hours playing Mystery Date.

by Da Biznatch April 8, 2003

Mountain Dew

Originally, a euphemism for moonshine, 'shine or corn licker. Now thanks to mass merchandising the name of a popular soft drink. Gives a whole different meaning to do the Dew.

Revenuers are on their way, best hide the Mountain Dew.

by dewd November 17, 2005

Mountain Dew

A college student's best remedy for drowsiness during the early morning hours on the day the term paper is due.

although Jolt cola has more caffeine.

by AYB April 8, 2003

Mountain Dew

A specially designed pop drink that gamers tend to drink.

I eat Doritos and drink Mountain Dew when I play video games.

by bitstripslang September 21, 2016

Mountain Dew

Proof that God exists.

I don't drink coffee, I drink Mountain Dew.

by Kurt F November 14, 2007

Mountain Dew

the best beverage known to fucking mankind, and the fuel that drives urban assault...

party at peenie's!...whos bringing the mountain dew...call steve tell him to get a 24 pack

mike go to tweedos and get some goddamn dew before i fart in your face and get diarrhea fragments all over you (nate)

11:30, saturday night, summer 2005...DEW RUN TO WINCHENDON...steve(mostly naked, death 2 humanity tat on back), nate (almost died), alex(being ratty), peenie(getting berserk in back seat/lank ass limbs not fitting in car), dave(scared for life, still being berserk), the convertible cavalier....good times

joey allen - son of a bitch the machine wont give me my dew!

by fuck yea December 28, 2005