mouche

a man who is such a puss that he acts like a douche. a man-douche

hes so whipped hes a mouche

by nat February 15, 2004

Mouche

when scaramouche, from the hit game genshin impact on pc, PlayStation, and mobile devices, begins the mouchening.

“bro he just mouched everywhere!”
“he’s gonna mouche all over the inazumans just like how freddy freddied all over the kids”
“make sure my son doesn’t mouche everywhere”

by maY0nnA!se June 2, 2023

Mouche

Mouche, (pronounced moosh.)

A derogatory word for someone who sucks their own feces off of someone else's penis.

Yeah, he's a fucking mouche!

by @daveSaidNEVER March 9, 2011

mouch

When your lazy friend/roommate stays on the couch and plays Halo so much, he becomes one with the couch.

Rob and Mike were on the couch when I left for work at 5AM, and when I returned at 5PM. Those 2 mo's are turning into a couple of huge mouches.

by Two tone cock January 11, 2008

mouch

When you dress a woman in colliflowers, then you play the rusty trumpet.

Eddie mouched a hooker from vegas.

by Jeff Overbo February 16, 2008

mouch

a mouse you use on the couch for a media pc or couch gaming.

i finally found my mouch stuck between the cushions.

by edo9 July 28, 2010

Mouche

a man's douche product

Your a big Mouche bag!

by Nathan Dell January 31, 2007