Mouch

Noun: Mattress Couch

Adj: Use your imagination!

You greasy little mouch.

by Mouchy June 19, 2010

Mouch

Half man, half couch. A person who spends a large portion of their day sleeping and/or watching tv. Often, as a result, their physique will start to become round and cushiony.

Matt is such a mouch. He spent all weekend watching the WWE Network and 90 Day Fiancé. He squints at moonlight.

by Good Looking Patton Oswalt September 7, 2019

Mouch

Half man half couch

James sat on his couch so long he became one with it.

So he turned into Mouch?

by SaraDeLaraFucksAlot July 16, 2022

Mouch

A word used to emphasize or describe any given person, place or thing. Often used as a metaphor.

Let's get the mouch out of here.

Here comes the Mouch just mouching around.

He is so mouch, just a solid dude.

What a mouch, can't believe he did that?

I can't wait until we get to the mouch party!

Get your mouch on! 😉

by Red haired Castro May 29, 2016

Mouche

A french word meaning 'fly'

Person 1: 'mahoomalaflooma, mouche matoottoo'
Kelly: 'ouche ma flouche, moooooooooooooooooouche'

by Macondiron December 2, 2009

mouch

When a man sits/lays on a couch so long, he in turn becomes one with the couch.

Mike and Rob played halo from 5AM when I left for work till 5PM when I returned. Those two mouches need help.

by Two tone cock January 12, 2008

Mouche

French for 'fly'. Makes a cool nickname :)

i had a mouche sandwhich

by Chicken Wing July 15, 2006