finger mopping

Cleaning the anus by rubbing it in a back and forth circular motion with the tip of the middle finger and slipping the finger tip in a few times no more than nail deep. Typically performed in the shower.

I used be worried about my freshness before getting butt banged but since I have a high fiber diet my doctor suggested a light finger mopping instead of douching.

by Brien2 January 17, 2011

jizz mopper

The person(s) on the set of an adult film whose sole purpose is to clean up any stray male ejaculate (i.e. jizz) that happens to have hit the floor or furniture

My friend's dad was the jizz mopper for The Hedgehog's last film.

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

Mopapination

(noun.)

Where a female seduces everybody in her sights.

Brendan: God, I'm so in love with Mopapy
Spencer: I know, she just went to the club last night and it was utter mopapination

by G_G_G January 12, 2011

Mopped the Floor

To put someone, or something, to complete shame, or humiliation, and to better it in every capacity; to utterly outdo, outperform or outwit. The phrase is used to conjure sentiments of shaming to the point of using that thing for the lowly task of mopping the floor with. Generally used in past, or more rarely, future or prospective tense.

1. Peyton Manning just mopped the floor with Tom Brady.

2. That kid just mopped the floor of that Pogs tournament!

3. Gandalf would totally mop the floor with Harry Potter.

by Bloodknight November 24, 2010

jizz mopper

The worst job in the entire world

I'd rather clean the grease trap at McDonalds than be the Jizz Mopper at the Jiggly Room!

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

gizz mopper

1. Taken from the classic movie, Clerks, a gizz mopper is an employee of janitorial status who works at a nudie booth. When satisfied customers blow their loads on the glass... this really doesn't require much more explanation.

Randal: I wonder how much a gizz mopper makes.

by aka_Pyro July 26, 2007

Mopportunity

adj; A dead end employment opportunity, usually referring to custodial or food services.

"I heard you took that custodial job on campus."

"Yeah, turns out to be a pretty good mopportunity."

by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008