Aeden Montalvo

The hottest mexican man you will ever see with an ass thicker than a snicker

Damn that guy is like an Aeden Montalvo

by DeitPeipsee May 13, 2022

montalbán

A very manly chest, or a view of that chest through an open shirt. Also known as man-cleavage. Named for Ricardo Montalbán's excellent montalbán.

He left the first few buttons of his shirt open, so that the ladies could see his montalbán.

by captain turrel January 16, 2009

Montalto-Guarantee

Better than a 'Montalto hunch', even superior to a 'Montalto prediction'... don't leave home without it.
(only to be used when something absolutely & undoubtedly WILL occur)-

Barack Obama will be the next president - I give it the 'montalto-guarantee.'

by stephen montalto June 12, 2008

Thomas Montalto

Idiot.

Thomas montalto is an idiot.

by Not Nirav Patel November 20, 2018

montalvo

the biggest bitch everrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

quit being a montalvo ,and go talk to her.

by Anonymous February 4, 2003

montalvo

moron,

your just a montalvo

by craft February 25, 2003

montalto

Short, pale, kinda yellowish like a banana. usually not smart. does not pass test or any grade. Has very few friends. Not very athletic, runs weird.

Montalto is weird.

by natalie maggie March 11, 2017